Orgazmo 1998

In this gripping tale, Mormon missionary Joseph Young (Joseph Young), paired with his mission partner, finds the vibrant city of Los Angeles to be an unlikely haven for their sacred work. The metropolis’s unenthusiastic reception only worsens when they approach the doorstep of Maxxx Orbison, a notorious porn director, and are met with a formidable security detail intent on disposing of them. Undaunted, Joe single-handedly takes down each guard with impressive martial arts skills, earning the respect and admiration of Orbison himself. The porn mogul is so impressed that he offers Joe a lucrative deal to star in his upcoming film, Orgazmo, a pornographic superhero extravaganza featuring a $20,000 salary - a sum that would cover the cost of a temple wedding in Utah, where Joe’s fiancée Lisa has set her heart. Despite receiving a clear divine sign to reject the offer, Joe’s financial burdens and Orbison’s persistence ultimately sway him to accept.

As Joe navigates the film’s eccentric crew, he forges an unlikely bond with co-star Ben Chapleski (Ben Chapleski), a brilliant MIT alumnus who moonlights in the adult entertainment industry to satiate his insatiable libidinal desires. Playing Choda Boy, Orgazmo’s trusty sidekick, Joe becomes embroiled in a world of sex toys, including the Orgazmorator - a ray gun capable of inducing orgasm upon its unsuspecting targets. Ben invites Joe to his home, where they revel in the use of a functional Orgazmorator, subjecting unwitting citizens to their whims.

At G-Fresh’s sushi bar, Ben and Joe witness a group of thugs vandalizing the establishment, forcing the owner out so that a rival dance club can expand next door. Later, when Ben and Joe are away, G-Fresh is coerced into vacating his property after being brutally assaulted by the same gang. Enraged by this injustice, Joe and Ben don disguises and utilize their film props, including the Orgazmorator, to infiltrate the club and reclaim the contract G-Fresh was forced to sign. As they narrowly avoid a hail of gunfire, Joe’s anxiety reaches a boiling point, while Ben revels in his newfound status as a real-life superhero.

As Orgazmo’s phenomenal success snowballs, with both critical acclaim and box office figures skyrocketing, Orbison seizes the opportunity to withhold Joe’s paycheck, effectively holding him captive in town long enough to announce a sequel. The tantalizing prospect of a doubled salary proves too enticing for Joe to resist, but his newfound prosperity is short-lived as Lisa discovers his deceit and subsequently dumps him. Dealing with production woes and relentless harassment from Orbison’s unsympathetic nephew A-Cup, Joe attempts to extricate himself from the project, only for Orbison to refuse. When Joe finally stands up to him, Orbison responds by kidnapping Lisa. Meanwhile, Ben uncovers a shocking connection between the thugs who assaulted G-Fresh and Orbison’s operation, prompting him to join forces with Joe in staging a daring rescue mission at Orbison’s opulent mansion before Lisa is forced to participate in one of Orbison’s films.

With determination and desperation driving their actions, Joe and Ben fight their way through Orbison’s army of henchmen, ultimately facing off against A-Cup. Emboldened by Joe’s encouragement, Ben unleashes his long-dormant Hamster Style martial arts skills, allowing him to best A-Cup in an epic battle. With the Orgazmorator repaired and ready for action, Joe systematically takes down Orbison with a barrage of orgasms-inducing blasts, incapacitating him and neutralizing his henchmen. In a dramatic flourish, Ben detonates the Cock Rocket device, reducing Orbison’s mansion to rubble and destroying his nefarious operation once and for all. As tensions dissipate, Joe and Lisa reconcile, with her blessing permitting him to remain in Los Angeles and continue his heroic exploits alongside Ben.

In a bizarre turn of events, a medical professional reveals that Orbison’s excessive orgasmic activities have resulted in his testicles swelling to the size of oranges, necessitating surgical intervention. Driven mad by this development, an enraged Orbison rebrands himself as Neutered Man, the embodiment of A-Cup’s character, who inexplicably remains impervious to the Orgazmorator’s effects.