Saving Silverman 2001

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As the memories of their idyllic childhood lingered, Darren Silverman (along with Wayne LeFessier and J.D. McNugent), stalwart friends since fifth grade, converged on a shared passion - their unwavering devotion to Neil Diamond’s discography. United in their musical pursuits, they coalesced into Diamonds in the Rough, an eponymous tribute band that reverberated with authenticity.

A chance encounter at a local watering hole following a rousing performance, however, would forever alter the trajectory of Darren’s life. It was here that he crossed paths with Judith Fessbeggler, a captivating yet formidable psychologist whose imposing presence and calculating demeanor hinted at a troubled psyche prone to emotional manipulation. As their relationship progressed over the course of six weeks, Darren, driven by anticipation and desire, tentatively broached the subject of intimacy, only to be rebuffed by Judith’s stern insistence on marital fidelity.

As the boundaries of their relationship tightened, Judith exerted an iron grip on Darren’s life, isolating him from his friends, proscribing his musical pursuits, and submitting him to humiliating medical procedures. Wayne and J.D., appalled by this sudden transformation, resolved to intervene on behalf of their beleaguered friend, resorting to a series of creative - albeit unsuccessful - stratagems aimed at disentangling Darren from Judith’s suffocating grasp.

Meanwhile, as the stakes mounted, the trio hatched a plan to reunite Darren with his “one and only”, Sandy Perkus, who was poised to take her vows as a nun in Seattle. When Darren and Judith announced their impending nuptials, Wayne and J.D. seized the opportunity to stage a daring rescue operation. However, their efforts were foiled when Sandy discovered the identity of her captors, prompting them to reassess their strategy.

In a moment of desperation, they turned to Coach Norton, an inmate languishing in jail for his role in the unfortunate demise of a referee (a consequence of his impulsive use of a football signal pole). His counsel, though unorthodox, advocated a drastic solution: eliminate Judith altogether. Though initially swayed by this advice, Wayne and J.D. ultimately recoiled from the idea, opting instead to pursue more… creative avenues.

As the stakes continued to escalate, Sandy’s affections for Darren began to rekindle, but their attempted reunion was marred by Darren’s preoccupation with his impending marriage. Disheartened, Sandy retreated once again to the sanctuary of her convent, prompting Darren to awaken from his trance-like state and embark on a 30-mile odyssey to reclaim his lost love.

Meanwhile, Judy found herself chained to an engine block in Wayne’s garage, where she inadvertently facilitated J.D.’s long-suppressed realization that he was gay. As J.D. succumbed to unconsciousness, Judith seized the opportunity to abscond with his keys and escape - only to be tranquilized by Wayne and returned to her captivity.

In a subsequent bid for freedom, Judy seduced Wayne into releasing one of her hands, allowing her to make a daring break from the garage. Though she managed to evade recapture long enough to confront Darren on the eve of his wedding day, her interference ultimately served as the catalyst for Sandy’s disillusionment and departure once more.

As the plot thickens, Darren takes drastic measures by having Wayne and J.D. taken into custody. However, in a daring escape, the duo breaks free from their confinement with the assistance of the unorthodox Coach Norton. With time ticking away, they hasten to the convent just as Sandy is on the cusp of taking her final vows as a nun. Convinced that Darren still harbors deep feelings for Sandy, J.D. and Wayne concoct a plan to reunite the star-crossed lovers.

Under the cover of darkness, they embark on a daring kidnapping mission, targeting none other than legendary crooner Neil Diamond. The scheme succeeds in bringing the two former lovers back together, with Neil’s soulful voice serving as the soundtrack for their emotional reunion.

As the drama unfolds at the altar, Neil takes center stage, mesmerizing the audience with his iconic tune “Hello Again” while Darren and Sandy rekindle their love. Meanwhile, Wayne and Judith (the latter seething with rage over her ruined nuptials) engage in a playful, yet intense, bout of fisticuffs. J.D., not to be outdone, arrives at the scene, cradling Coach Norton in his arms – an unexpected revelation that Coach too shares J.D.’s sexual orientation.

As the evening reaches its climax, the trio of couples decide to tie the knot on stage, surrounded by the energetic crowd at Neil Diamond’s concert. Darren and Sandy exchange vows, as do Wayne and Judith, with J.D. and Coach completing the quad of newlyweds. The scene is set for a joyous celebration, marked by love, acceptance, and the unmistakable charm of Neil Diamond’s music.