South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut 1999

In the quaint town of South Park, Colorado, a group of rowdy youngsters - Stan Marsh (), Kyle Broflovski (), Eric Cartman (), and Kenny McCormick () - gather at the local movie theater to catch Terrance and Phillip’s latest cinematic masterpiece, Asses of Fire. However, their excitement is short-lived as they’re denied tickets due to the film’s R-rating. In a bold move, the boys conjure up a homeless individual to serve as their legal guardian, granting them access to the explicit content.

As the boys indulge in the film’s questionable humor, they suddenly find themselves imbued with an uncanny ability to swear with reckless abandon. Their friends are equally enthralled, and soon, the entire gang is hooked on the flick - except for Wendy Testaburger (), who finds herself drawn to the town’s newest transfer student, Gregory (). This newfound infatuation sparks a deep-seated jealousy within Stan, as he harbors a long-standing crush on Wendy.

Seeking guidance on how to win Wendy’s heart, Stan turns to the wise and enigmatic Chef Jerome McElroy (), only to receive an unexpected lesson on the anatomy of attraction. However, Chef quickly retracts his advice, realizing that some secrets are better left unspoken.

As the children’s parents become aware of their newfound potty mouths, they swiftly prohibit them from viewing the film again. But our feisty friends refuse to back down, and the movie becomes infamous for allegedly corrupting American youth. Meanwhile, Canadian authorities insist that Asses of Fire is intended for mature audiences only, its R-rating a warning sign of its explicit content.

In a shocking turn of events, Kenny’s fascination with the film prompts him to recreate a memorable scene - setting his flatulence ablaze in a futile attempt to impress Cartman. Unfortunately, this ill-fated stunt results in a tragic accident that claims Kenny’s life, as he succumbs to a botched heart transplant at the hospital. With no chance of entering Heaven, Kenny descends into the depths of Hell, where he encounters Satan () and his abusive partner Saddam Hussein ().

As Sheila Bergman, mother of Kyle (Mary Kay Bergman), spearheads the Mothers Against Canada (M.A.C.) movement alongside fellow parents, a chain reaction of events unfolds on Earth. Terrance (Matt Stone) and Phillip’s (Trey Parker) TV appearance on Conan O’Brien’s show, costarring Brooke Shields (Minnie Driver), inadvertently sparks international tensions. The United States’ refusal to release the duo prompts Canada to retaliate by bombing the Baldwins (Dave Foley). In response, US President Bill Clinton (Trey Parker) declares war on Canada and arranges a USO show execution for Terrance and Phillip. Sheila is appointed Secretary of Offense by Bill, further fueling her maternal outrage.

Meanwhile, Eric Cartman’s (Trey Parker) verbal slight against Sheila earns him an unexpected punishment: a V-chip implant that administers an electric shock whenever he utters profanities. As Sheila contemplates installing these devices in all American children, she fails to notice the subtle yet ominous signs of the apocalypse unfolding.

Satan prophesies the war as a harbinger of doom and predicts that Terrance and Phillip’s demise will allow him to conquer Earth after their deaths. Frustrated by Saddam’s (Trey Parker) lack of emotional depth, Satan instead focuses on persuading Kenny’s ghost to warn Cartman of impending disaster.

As Stan, Kyle, and Cartman fail to reason with their mothers, they form a secret resistance movement with classmates to rescue Terrance and Phillip from execution. At Gregory’s behest, they recruit the enigmatic Cristophe, aka “the Mole” (Trey Parker), for his covert expertise.

Kyle’s resourceful decision to hide Ike in their family’s attic as Canadian internment camps are established sets the stage for a daring rescue mission. Stan and Kyle are tasked with stalling the execution by distracting Big Gay Al with song and dance, while Cartman attempts to disable the alarm system and prevent guard dog attacks. However, Kenny’s ghost reappears, sending Cartman into a panic that renders him ineffective.

In a final, desperate bid to save Terrance and Phillip, the Mole prepares to secure their escape. Unfortunately, his covert skills are no match for the ferocity of the guard dogs, which ultimately claim his life in a tragic turn of events.

As the impending doom of Satan’s prophecy looms closer, the remaining boys frantically attempt to sound the alarm to their mothers about the impending catastrophe. However, their warnings fall on deaf ears, and the execution proceeds unabated. The sudden onset of a surprise attack from Canada sends shockwaves throughout the battlefield, precipitating a chaotic clash between the two armies. Cartman’s quick thinking enables him to disable the electrical switch, allowing Terrance and Phillip to make a daring escape; the electrical discharge, in turn, causes his V-chip to malfunction. Stan’s pursuit of his friends is abruptly halted by an explosion that leaves him unconscious.

As the members of M.A.C. grapple with the moral implications of their actions, they begin to question their commitment to the cause, with Sheila being the sole holdout. Meanwhile, a mysterious sentient clitoris appears before Stan, offering words of wisdom and urging him to cultivate self-confidence in order to win Wendy’s affections.

Stan leads his companions to Terrance and Phillip, who find themselves surrounded by the US Army. The children form a human barrier, with Kyle attempting to reason with Sheila, criticizing her for scapegoating others for his own mistakes. As the soldiers begin to waver, Sheila remains steadfast in her resolve, ultimately sealing the fates of Terrance and Phillip.

In the aftermath of this tragedy, Saddam Hussein usurps Satan’s power and demands that everyone bow to his authority. When he insults Cartman, the latter’s retort unleashes a barrage of energy from his hands. Realizing the extent of his newfound abilities, Cartman engages in a series of profanity-laced tirades aimed at Saddam, who continues to belittle Satan.

Satan becomes enraged and banishes Saddam back to Hell, where he meets a grisly demise upon being impaled on a stalagmite. Grateful for Kenny’s unwavering support, Satan grants him a single wish. Kenny wishes for everything to revert to its pre-war state, and bid farewell to his friends before returning to Hell.

As the town of South Park is restored to its former state, the casualties – including Terrance and Phillip – are undone. The war-torn nations of America and Canada begin their journey towards reconciliation, as Sheila reconciles with Kyle, while Wendy finds redemption in Stan’s company. For his ultimate sacrifice, Kenny is granted entry into Heaven.