Two of a Kind 1983

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In the divine realm, God (voice of Gene Hackman) returns from a 25-year hiatus with an unexpected affinity for Shakespearean dramas. Disheartened by humanity’s descent into chaos on earth, He contemplates wiping the slate clean and starting anew with a global deluge. However, His trusted advisors Earl (Scatman Crothers), Charlie (Charles Durning), Gonzales (Castulo Gurrera), and Ruth (Beatrice Straight) persuasively argue that amidst the darkness, there still exist glimmers of goodness. God seeks an example of humanity’s inherent flaws and chooses Zack (John Travolta), a struggling amateur inventor in New York City, who must raise $13,464 by six o’clock that evening to avoid the merciless loan sharks Stuart (Richard Bright) and Oscar (Vincent Bufano). In desperation, Zack brandishes a pistol and demands $15,000 from Debbie (Olivia Newton-John), a bank teller with a penchant for flirting. Her compliance is met with a surprising twist: upon returning home, Zack discovers the bag filled with blank paper.

Debbie’s attempt to cover her tracks involves using the embezzled funds to pay off Mr. Chotiner (Jack Kehoe), their landlord, securing rent for the next two months. Meanwhile, loan sharks Stuart and Oscar relentlessly pursue Zack through the streets, leading him to take flight on a moving delivery van. A sudden stop sends him airborne, landing him in an unexpected collision course with Debbie.

In the celestial realm, God declares that Zack’s actions provide conclusive evidence of humanity’s inherent flaws. The angels propose that if Zack sacrifices everything for another person, God might spare humanity. However, God presents a counteroffer: both Zack and Debbie must sacrifice their own interests for each other, or the flood will commence in one week. The angels accept this terms, convinced that the human race is doomed to destruction. They descend to earth, taking on various disguises - Charlie as a homeless person, Gonzales behind the wheel of a garbage truck, Ruth at the helm of a taxi, and Earl driving a bus. Simultaneously, the Devil, masquerading as Mr. Beasley (Oliver Reed), appears on the scene, confident that Zack and Debbie will soon join him in the depths of hell. The angels then intervene to facilitate Zack’s escape from the loan sharks.

As the newspaper headlines reveal Debbie’s dubious activities, Zack sets his sights on confronting her at an acting workshop, where Warren Robertson’s keen instructor’s eye prompts Debbie to reenact the moment of the heist. However, her performance falls flat until she spots Zack lurking in the back of the room, sending her into a frenzy of terror that earns applause from the class as he makes his hasty exit.

The next day, Zack pays Debbie an unexpected visit at her apartment, demanding restitution for the stolen funds. But Debbie’s got some ‘splainin’ to do – she’s blown most of the loot on rent, new duds, and furniture. Zack’s explanation for his predicament is met with skepticism as he reveals his latest entrepreneurial venture: edible sunglasses. Despite her reservations, Debbie agrees to take him out for dinner at the opulent Plaza Hotel, where she regales him with tales of her Australian roots and Broadway ambitions.

As they dine on fine cuisine, Beasley drops by, accompanied by loan sharks Stuart and Oscar, who’ve come to collect from Zack. When Stuart takes a menacing tone towards Debbie, Zack seizes the opportunity to deflect their attention, making a beeline for the exit. Just as things are about to get hairy, Charlie intervenes, freezing time like a cinematic slow-motion shot.

Beasley scolds the angel for his interference, but Charlie enlightens him on God’s plan: with a global flood imminent, there’ll be no souls entering hell – humanity will be ushered into heaven instead. The catch? If Zack and Debbie fall head over heels in love, both Beasley and the angels stand to gain. But Beasley ignores this warning, opting to compete with Charlie in rewinding, fast-forwarding, and freezing time.

As the bickering between these heavenly entities reaches a fever pitch, God intervenes with a brief rain shower, allowing chaos to ensue. In the ensuing pandemonium, Stuart tears at Zack’s clothes, releasing the stolen cash into the restaurant and sending diners into a frenzy. As order is restored, Zack follows Debbie back home, paving the way for a romance that will test the boundaries of fate.

As the sun dips below the horizon on another fateful day, Debbie’s spirits are crushed when she learns she’s lost out on the coveted role in Carnaby Street to another actress. The tension simmers just beneath the surface as Stuart and Oscar burst into the room, demanding payment from Zack, who insists he’s already lost all his cash at the hotel. A tense standoff ensues, with Oscar holding Stuart at gunpoint, allowing Zack and Debbie to make a daring escape. However, their freedom is short-lived, as they’re soon apprehended by police on suspicion of bank robbery, courtesy of Beasley’s cunning manipulation.

As Detective Staggs (Ernie Hudson) grills Zack and Debbie separately, he hopes to exploit the rift between them by attributing incriminating statements to one or the other. Meanwhile, Beasley secretly sends a note to the detective, blaming Zack for the elaborate special effects heist. Staggs seizes upon this opportunity, coercing a confession from Zack by planting the incriminating message in Debbie’s hands. But when he plays the recorded statement back to Debbie, she refuses to betray her partner, standing steadfastly by his side.

The very next day, Charlie intervenes, expertly destroying the incriminating tape and freeing Debbie from the clutches of Detective Staggs’ interrogation. Despite Zack’s unwavering devotion, Debbie finds herself unable to forgive him for his perceived betrayal. As Beasley basks in the glow of his seeming triumph, Charlie and Ruth persuade him that the impending flood and subsequent ascent of humanity into heaven are mere hours away.

That evening, Zack tracks down Debbie to a diner, where she’s serving tables with a mixture of sadness and determination. He attempts to profess his love, but she’s resolute in her refusal to listen. Just as things seem like they’re going from bad to worse, a masked gunman bursts into the diner, taking Debbie hostage at gunpoint and demanding a ransom and a helicopter ride to Newark, New Jersey. When Zack learns that police are unwilling to meet the gunman’s demands, he springs into action, putting his life on the line to protect Debbie.

In a heart-stopping climax, police snipers take out the gunman, but his body is nowhere to be found. As the dust settles, Debbie declares her love for Zack, and he’s reborn in a burst of divine energy. Charlie appears once more, this time encountering Beasley on the sidewalk, where he notices the discarded gunman’s mask carelessly tossed aside in a nearby trashcan. The two exchange knowing glances, their shared understanding forged in the fires of their respective missions.

As Zack and Debbie emerge from the diner to a sea of cheering faces, Charlie presents them with a volume of Shakespearean plays before vanishing into thin air. The unlikely pair shares a knowing glance, agreeing that it’s been one hell of a week, filled with twists and turns that will forever change the trajectory of their lives.