Watermelon Man 1970

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Jeff Gerber (Jeff) inhabits a quintessential suburban existence, alongside his seemingly open-minded wife Althea. His daily routine is a peculiar blend of self-care rituals - tanning machine sessions, speedbag punching, and health drink consumption - all topped off with a brisk footrace to work, as if trying to outrun the monotony of it all. Despite his jovial demeanor, others find Jeff insufferable, a trait that only seems to amplify Althea’s tolerance for her husband’s eccentricities.

As Althea watches the evening news unfold on TV, she’s riveted by the unfolding racial tensions, her concern palpable in her gentle chiding of Jeff for his apparent lack of empathy. Little does she know, Jeff is about to embark on a surreal journey that will challenge his very identity.

One fateful morning, Jeff awakens to find himself transformed, his pigmentation dramatically altered. Initially, he tries to shake off the sensation, attributing it to an especially vivid dream or a malfunctioning tanning machine. However, as the day wears on and his attempts to wash away the newfound darkness prove futile, Jeff is forced to confront the reality of his new appearance.

At first, Althea’s reaction is one of shock and horror, her screams echoing off the bathroom tiles as she takes in the sight of “the Negro” standing before her. As the day unfolds, Jeff becomes increasingly reclusive, too afraid to venture out into the world with his altered complexion. His desperate attempts to reverse the transformation culminate in a trip to the “colored part of town,” where he searches for potions or elixirs that can restore his original skin tone.

The next morning, Jeff’s trepidation gives way to resignation as he reluctantly heads back to work. Initially, things seem to be going smoothly, but it’s not long before he finds himself accused of robbery while running alongside the bus - a stark reminder of the assumptions people make based on appearance alone. The police officer’s treatment of him is a poignant illustration of the systemic prejudices that underlie our society.

As Jeff navigates his new reality at work, he’s met with a mix of reactions, from his boss’s suggestion that they capitalize on his “Negro” charm to the secretary’s sudden advances, as if his changed appearance has somehow made him more desirable. As Jeff struggles to make sense of it all, he begins to realize that this bizarre transformation has awakened him to the harsh realities of racial bias and discrimination - a wake-up call that will challenge everything he thought he knew about himself and the world around him.

As the evening sun dips below the horizon, casting a warm orange glow over the familiar landscape of his domestic life, Jeff (actor’s name) is suddenly confronted by the unexpected and unsettling reality that the anonymous threatening phone calls he had been receiving were made by none other than his seemingly ordinary neighbors. Their motives, however, are far from innocent, as they reveal their true intentions to buy out his property for a paltry $50,000, citing their fear of property depreciation. Undeterred, Jeff seizes the opportunity to drive a harder bargain and successfully negotiates an impressive increase in the offer to a whopping $100,000.

Meanwhile, the dynamics within his household are undergoing a seismic shift as Althea’s (actor’s name) growing disillusionment with her life leads her to make the difficult decision to send their children to live with her sister. As tensions escalate, Althea ultimately decides to leave her husband behind, initiating a profound transformation in Jeff’s personal and professional spheres.

In a series of poignant and introspective moments, Jeff finds himself grappling with his own identity, culminating in a profound epiphany as he begins to accept the reality of being Black. This newfound self-awareness sparks a chain reaction of significant changes in Jeff’s life, including his decision to resign from his regular job and pursue new entrepreneurial ventures by buying an apartment building and starting his own insurance company.

As the narrative reaches its poignant conclusion, Jeff is seen practicing martial arts alongside a group of everyday Black menial workers, a powerful symbol of his growth, self-acceptance, and newfound sense of purpose.