Jackass 4.5 2022

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Get ready for a wild ride as Jackass 4.5 serves up a sizzling serving of stunts and pranks that didn’t make the cut in Jackass Forever, but are just as tantalizingly tasteless. This bonus offering is a veritable smorgasbord of behind-the-scenes footage from Jackass Forever’s most jaw-dropping moments, candid interviews with the crew, and previously unseen hijinks. With Johnny Knoxville (Johnny Knoxville) at the helm, this franchise has long been a staple of stunt legendry.

The original gang, comprised of fearless thrill-seekers like “Danger” Ehren McGhehey and Preston Lacy, is joined by newcomers Zach Holmes, Poopies, and Rachel Wolfson, as well as special guest Eric André (Eric André), fresh from his starring turn in the 2021 hidden-camera romp Bad Trip. The new recruits get put through their paces, but it’s the old guard that truly takes the cake with stunts that are brutal, bold, and often downright bone-crunching.

The film opens with a rousing medley of pranks and stunts set to a rockin’ rendition of “If You’re Gonna Be Dumb, You Gotta Be Tough”, the anthem that’s become synonymous with Jackass. The opening sequence culminates in its most excruciatingly painful moment: Zach Holmes (Zach Holmes) has everything but his head buried under sand, and then gets pinched by a crab wielded by Johnny Knoxville. Every member of the Jackass crew makes an appearance, save for Bam Magera, who’s curiously absent from this installment.

The first taste of what’s to come comes in “Fire In The Hole”, where the group re-creates a stunt Steve-O (Steve-O) previously pulled off as part of his initiation. Joining forces with Dave England and Preston Lacy, Poopies takes his first leap into Jackass hell by having hot sauce filtered directly into his behind. This one’s got to be seen to be believed - it’s one movie’s most jaw-droppingly gross moments, culminating in some of the crew members devouring defecated ice pops with gusto.

Next up is “Long Jump”, where newcomers Zach Holmes and Preston Lacy engage in a high-stakes long-jump competition. But instead of landing safely in a sandpit, they body-slam onto the prone bodies of the rest of the crew. Chris Pontius (Chris Pontius) and newcomer Rachel Wolfson officiate this gruesome spectacle, which leaves Wee-Man reeling after Preston’s knee comes crashing down on him like a ton of bricks.

And finally, “Dong Pong” brings us back to the world of absurdly hilarious hijinks as the crew sets up a Flexi glass table using the…ahem…‘dicks’ of two crew members. A net is set up in the middle, and it’s anyone’s game as they play Ping pong on this precarious surface. But what’s that saying about too many cooks spoiling the broth?

As Wee-Man (Wee-Man) embarked on an electrifying adventure, he attempted to harness the power of an electric eel, channeling it through his body and onto Danger Ehren. The stunt succeeded, but visually, it fell short of Jackass 4.5’s lofty standards, despite the elaborate costumes donned by the participants. A standout moment, however, was Wee-Man’s hilarious struggles to deliver his intro lines while dressed as the esteemed Benjamin Franklin.

Meanwhile, a COVID Safety Meeting proved to be the perfect icebreaker for the crew, who had been sidelined for seven arduous months due to the pandemic. As they gathered for what they thought would be a routine health protocol discussion, a surprise bouncy castle suddenly inflamed the room, sending everyone’s seats flying. This unexpected jump scare set the tone for Jackass Forever and Jackass 4.5 as the team reacquainted themselves with their cameras after an extended hiatus.

In another noteworthy segment, a production crew member found himself trapped in a room with a furry, uninvited guest – a bear. Two other team members were left to suffer in darkness, subjected to 20 minutes of merciless torture. Elsewhere, an unsuspecting crew member was caught off guard by the sudden release of five gallons of horse semen, while exploding Porta-potties added to the chaos.

Big Game Hunting saw Eric André (Eric André) join forces with Chris Pontius and Johnny Knoxville to launch a barrage of tennis balls at Preston Lacy, Zach Holmes, and Wee-Man, all dressed in elephant costumes. This stunt echoed the style of Down The Clown but was elevated by its playful setup and the satisfying impact of the balls, particularly the one that found its mark on Preston Lacy.

The Swingset Gauntlet pitted Johnny Knoxville, Jasper Dolphin, and Dave England against a seemingly endless conveyor belt, as they rode past a swing set while dodging incoming attacks from fellow crew members. Special guest Nick Merlino fell victim to Chris Pontius’s swinging prowess, sending the professional skateboarder flying through the air.

In a memorable mashup of Bad Grandpa and Party Boy, Johnny Knoxville reprised his role as Irving Zisman, the lovable prankster from the Jackass spin-off. As Zisman, he convinced Brad, an unwitting caregiver, to watch over him, then triggered a fire alarm that unleashed a torrent of 15 naked old men and Chris Pontius’s scantily-clad Party Boy dance troupe upon poor Brad.

Last but not least, The Ballknocker brought its unique brand of mayhem to the table.

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In a gruesome display of masochism, Wee-Man found himself trapped between Preston Lacy and Zach Holmes in The Ballknocker, one of the most excruciating stunts featured in Jackass 4.5. As the slow-motion replay reveals, this hapless victim was mercilessly sandwiched by his two friends, amplifying the agony on full display. This stunt’s sheer brutality echoes the dynamics explored in Jackass Forever.

Meanwhile, Steve-O took center stage with Dine And Dash, a daring stunt that saw him donning a rather…exposed getup, with fish strategically placed about his person. The anticipation was palpable as he waited for an eagle to swoop in and claim its prize. While the final execution may not have lived up to the hype, Steve-O’s tenacity earned points, and the bird’s eventual pecking and clawing added a satisfying conclusion.

Another feathered friend made an appearance in Eyebrow Waxing, as Steve-O found himself at the mercy of a bird swooping down to snatch a target attached to wax strips on his eyebrows. The result was nothing short of hair-raising, leaving our hero with a befuddled expression, eyebrow-less and bewildered.

Hot S**T Water Skiing, however, was a stunt that perhaps read better on paper than it played out in real life. Poopies attempted to scale a ramp while water skiing, donning a jet-pack in the hopes of achieving lift-off. Though the attempt may not have soared to new heights (pun intended), Parks Bonifay’s professional wake-boarding skills did elevate the stunt upon his attempt.

Archery Punch, on the other hand, was a snappy, quick-hitting stunt that showcased Johnny Knoxville firing an arrow tipped with a boxing glove straight at newcomer Jasper Dolphin. The slow-motion replay only added to the punchline’s potency, making this bite-sized blast a classic Jackass clip.

Finally, The Cup Test With A Bowling Ball brought a surprising twist to the table.

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The Cup Test offers a nostalgic nod to Jackass’ rich history of outrageous stunts, with professional bowler Missy Parkin taking center stage. In this excruciating exercise, she unleashes two 16-pound bowling balls onto Danger Ehren’s sensitive area, leaving no doubt that he won’t be envying his predicament anytime soon - even if it wasn’t quite as extreme as some of the stunts seen in Jackass Forever.

Meanwhile, “I’ll Show Me” presents a refreshingly straightforward stunt, with newcomer Poopies showcasing his destructive prowess. Perched atop a step ladder, he takes down the entire structure using a trusty sledgehammer, its low-budget aesthetic eerily reminiscent of the early days of the franchise. However, it’s the inherent danger that elevates this clip to new heights.

For fans of all things gross and unapologetic, “Zach Sashimi” is sure to hit the spot. This stomach-churning stunt sees Zach Holmes donning a plastic wrap-wrapped package, only to have it filled with sweaty Sashimi - a gruesome feat that would make even the most seasoned Jackass enthusiast queasy. The aftermath, featuring the crew members and Rachel Wolfson devouring their questionable snack, is enough to make even the toughest stomach turn - prompting cameraman Lance Bangs to throw up once again on set.

The meticulous planning behind “Play Ball” elevates this stunt to new levels of visual spectacle. With Zach Holmes transformed into a giant baseball, he’s propelled down a water slide, sending Johnny Knoxville and Wee-Man flying in his wake - with the latter taking an involuntary trip out of his shoes. This high-production clip is essentially a modern take on classic stunts like Long Jump, but its sheer scale and impact make it a standout.

In “Horse Jump,” Dave England finds himself at the mercy of a horse rider who takes a dramatic leap over Steve-O’s unsuspecting body - leaving him helplessly exposed to the wrath of hooves. This stunt is arguably the most spiteful in the entire movie, with no escape or buffer available for poor England.

Finally, “Blindfold Race” returns to Jackass’ roots by pitting members of the crew against each other in a thrilling obstacle course challenge - all while navigating the great unknown behind a veil of blindness. As they stumble and tumble their way through tables, chairs, and assorted obstacles, it’s clear that this is textbook Jackass territory at its finest. And when Poopies takes top honors as the race’s champion, his lightning-fast reflexes make him the scene’s undeniable star.

As for “Sewage Condom Drop,” [insert description here].

As Steve-O (Steve-O) would attest, his ill-fated condom drop stunt in Jackass 4.5 fell woefully short of its intended mark. Following an astonishing 15 attempts to successfully douse himself with a container full of his own waste without it bursting, the crew reluctantly threw in the towel. Had this endeavor succeeded, it may have earned a coveted spot in Jackass Forever; however, given its resounding failure, it was relegated to the supplementary material of Jackass 4.5.

Meanwhile, Down The Clown showcased another innovative “whack ‘Em” stunt, featuring none other than tennis pro Shannon Gibbs (Shannon Gibbs) serving balls with precision and deadliness straight into various unsuspecting members of the Jackass crew. Eric André (Eric André) bore the brunt of Gibbs’ serves, but Preston Lacy’s (Preston Lacy) predicament was particularly piqued as he had already suffered an earlier injury while filming Big Game Hunting for Jackass 4.5.

In A Friendly Game Of Chance, four stalwarts - Dave England (Dave England), Chris Pontius, Steve-O, and Poopies - took to a precarious platform, each with a brick tied to their, ahem, sensitive areas by a string that was alarmingly short in length for two of the returning Jackass Forever stars. While Steve-O managed to minimize his discomfort, Dave England (Dave England) was left writhing in anguish.

Lastly, Dark Shark’s Skydive proved to be Jackass 4.5’s most ambitious and daring stunt yet. Jasper’s father, a self-proclaimed acrophobe, was coaxed into taking the leap of faith - literally - as the Jackass crew played on his fears by simulating a malfunctioning plane. In a heart-stopping moment, Johnny Knoxville almost slipped out of his parachute during the descent, leaving viewers on the edge of their seats. Miraculously, everyone escaped unscathed, save for the inevitable bruises to the psyche. This thrilling sequence provided an exhilarating conclusion to Jackass 4.5.