Whip It 2009

The curtain opens on a beauty pageant for teenage girls, where the air is thick with anticipation and precision. In the midst of this orchestrated chaos, Brooke Cavendar (Marcia Gay Harden) stands out as a beacon of propriety, her strict demeanor a testament to her dedication to raising her daughter Bliss (Ellen Page) to be a beauty pageant contender.

But Bliss’ world is turned upside down when she fails to live up to her mother’s expectations. Her hair, once a symbol of perfection, has been reduced to a tangled mess after an ill-fated experiment with temporary dye. Her best friend Pash (Alia Shawkat) tries valiantly to help, but ultimately it’s Bliss who must face the consequences of her actions.

As the pageant unfolds, each contestant takes their turn explaining why they would choose one person to dine with - a seemingly innocuous question that reveals the true nature of these young women. When Bliss is called to the stage, all eyes are on her as she stumbles through her response, her hair a vibrant shade of blue that seems to scream rebellion.

The aftermath of the pageant sees Brooke reprimanding Bliss for her actions, but even in the midst of disappointment and frustration, there’s a glimmer of understanding. As they leave the venue, Brooke can’t help but congratulate Corbi, the winner of the pageant, on her well-deserved victory, and the two mothers briefly discuss the upcoming Blue Bonnet Pageant.

The evening culminates with a trip to the hair salon for Bliss, where she hopes to wash away the remnants of her disastrous dye job. Upon returning home, Bliss’ father Earl (Daniel Stern) greets her with a mixture of concern and curiosity, asking about the incident that has left her feeling defeated and demoralized. Bliss’ response is telling - a simple shrug and an admission that she’s just “defective” - as she retreats to the safety of her own world, leaving the turmoil of the pageant behind.

As the sun beats down on Bodeen’s unassuming streets, Bliss and Pash trudge through their mundane routine at the ‘Oink Joint’ BBQ diner, a pit stop for locals and travelers alike. Their manager, Birdman (formerly Dwayne), reminds them of the town’s humble roots, emphasizing that without the Blue Bonnet factory, Bodeen would be just another forgotten hamlet. Bliss and Pash roll their eyes at Birdman’s newfound corporate jargon, dismissing his attempts to humanize himself.

The diner’s doors swing open, admitting a group of rowdy teens, including Corbi and her boyfriend Colby, a development that leaves Bliss visibly discomforted. As the pair take their seats, Bliss is tasked with serving them, a responsibility she discharges with a mixture of reluctance and resignation. The Squealer challenge, a notorious test of gastronomic endurance, claims another victim in Colby’s conquest of the monstrous burger. Bliss must snap a photo to immortalize his achievement on the diner’s revered ‘Squealer Wall of Fame.’ Corbi’s transformation from prim pageant princess to free-spirited teen is nothing short of astonishing, her disdain for Bliss palpable.

As the day wears on, Bliss retreats to her bedroom, where she’s surrounded by the remnants of a forgotten sleepover. Her mother, Brooke, appears, proposing an outing to Austin in search of quality time with her daughters. However, Bliss’s spirits remain dampened, and Brooke fails to notice her daughter’s disinterest. The family’s excursion takes them to a local shop, where Brooke’s eyes widen at the sight of ornate vases, only to be met with the clerks’ hearty laughter and the realization that they’re actually bongs for smoking weed. Horrified, Brooke withdraws her credit card, her plans foiled. The tension between mother and daughter simmers just below the surface as they argue about the propriety of a head shop.

As Brooke’s attention is diverted, Bliss seizes the opportunity to use her own funds to purchase the boots, asserting her independence in the process.

As if fate had a wicked sense of humor, three roller derby queens suddenly burst into the store, their wheels screeching against the floorboards. The trio, representing TXRD (Texas Roller Derby), distributed flyers to passersby, including Bliss, who found herself mesmerized by their energetic vibe and snatched up a flyer as she trailed behind Brooke and Shania out of the shop.

Later that evening, Pash was about to chauffeur Bliss home from work when a stroke of serendipity struck. As she flipped through the flyer, her eyes landed on the date – the very next day. A mischievous grin spread across her face as she surmised that Bliss had intentionally left it for her to find, hoping Pash would offer her a ride to Austin to catch the exhibition game. “Will there be cute boys?” Pash asked with an innocent tone, and Bliss merely smiled in response.

The following night, the dynamic duo concocted a convincing tale for Brooke and Earl about attending an away football game – complete with jerseys and pennants at the ready. As they waited anxiously for Earl’s offer to drive them, they breathed a collective sigh of relief when Brooke opted for some quality time with her husband instead. In Pash’s car, the girls shed their disguises, reveling in laughter and punk rock anthems as they sped toward Austin.

Upon arriving at the derby arena, they stumbled upon a dashing young man who caught Pash’s eye, prompting her to playfully nudge Bliss in his direction. As they locked eyes, Bliss’s shyness got the better of her, and she turned away just as the show was about to begin. The crowd surged toward their seats, and the announcer began to hype up the action on the track.

It soon became clear that the Hurl Scouts – the league’s perennial underdogs – were facing off against the undefeated Holy Rollers, a team whose uniforms bore an uncanny resemblance to those of Catholic School girls. Bliss’s gaze widened as she spotted Iron Maven (Juliette Lewis), the Holy Rollers’ captain and top scorer, who just happened to be the same enigmatic woman featured on the flyers that had first drawn her into the world of roller derby.

As the dust settles on the Derby track, Bliss and Pash bask in the excitement of the roller derby match, their faces aglow with the thrill of victory and the infectious energy of the Scouts. With the Rollers’ dominance a distant memory, the duo meanders over to the bustling souvenir stand just beyond the arena, where both teams peddle a variety of mementos and memorabilia. It is here that Bliss strikes up a conversation with Maggie Mayhem, the fearless team captain of the Scouts (Kristen Wiig), whose unwavering passion for the sport is contagious. As they chat, Bliss reveals her newfound admiration for the derby girls, confessing that this is her first time experiencing the high-energy thrill of the sport. Maggie’s eyes sparkle with amusement as she senses Bliss’s inexperience and, in a move characteristic of her bold spirit, invites Bliss to join the Scouts’ ranks, suggesting she trade her spectator seat for skates.

Bliss’s initial hesitation gives way to a flush of embarrassment as she considers the prospect of donning roller skates. However, Maggie reassures her that every derby girl began their journey in the same novice shoes, and that the only prerequisite is age – Bliss must be at least 21 years old. With a mischievous glint in her eye, Bliss fabricates an age upgrade to 22, as Pash looks on with increasing skepticism. As the two friends begin to depart, they engage in a lively debate about Maggie’s invitation, with Pash voicing her reservations and Bliss grappling with the daunting prospect of facing the straight-laced martinet Brooke, who would surely disapprove of such an unconventional pursuit.

Their disagreement is interrupted by the reappearance of the same attractive young man, whose charms leave Bliss weak-kneed. However, Pash quickly puts the brakes on their conversation, slipping behind the wheel and speeding off with Bliss in tow, leaving the allure of roller derby – and its many challenges – lingering in the rearview mirror.

As Bliss (character name) donned her “Barbie” roller skates, the wheels of fate began to turn. With a newfound sense of liberation, she glided effortlessly around the neighborhood, honing her skills in preparation for the big day. Tuesday arrived, and with it, a bus ride to Austin and the Warehouse, where the thrill of roller derby awaited. Bliss’s arrival was met with warm greetings from Maggie, who seemed genuinely thrilled to see her. As they chatted, Razor (Andrew Wilson), the coach of the Hurl Scouts, pulled up in his vehicle, exuding an air of eccentricity that only he could master. Maggie offered words of wisdom about Razor’s unorthodox approach, noting that despite his unconventional nature, he possessed a deep understanding of the sport.

Inside the Warehouse, Razor delivered a comprehensive explanation of the rules and intricacies of roller derby, as seasoned skaters demonstrated their skills. Bliss, though initially struggling to find her footing, gradually gained confidence and began to skate with more finesse. However, the potential for chaos and injury was ever-present, as evidenced by the brutal elbow check administered by Smashley Simpson (Drew Barrymore), which left her nose bloodied. Razor’s subsequent reprimand of the Manson Sisters (Kristen Adolfi and Rachel Piplica), who communicated solely through sign language, served as a poignant reminder of the sport’s physical demands.

As Bliss continued to improve, Maggie playfully alluded to the presence of competition in the locker room, but Iron Maven remained unfazed. When tryouts concluded, Bliss discovered her true nature being revealed by an unscrupulous individual who sought to conceal their intentions. Razor intervened, freeing Bliss from the confines of the locker and announcing her selection for the Hurl Scouts.

With her new status came a renewed commitment to her craft. Bliss acquired genuine derby skates and adjusted her work schedule, fabricating an SAT class enrollment as a ruse to attend practice sessions. Her skills continued to evolve, as she demonstrated remarkable speed, agility, and control on her wheels. In a moment of cleverness, she expertly stopped and concealed herself behind a tree, evading detection by her unsuspecting mother during her mail delivery route.

As Bliss steps onto the practice floor for her first official outing with the Scouts, she’s swiftly disabused of her initial enthusiasm by a harsh dose of reality. The team’s meager ranking and perpetual losing streak are stark reminders that roller derby is a cutthroat sport where only the toughest survive. Her tiny stature initially proves an asset as she dodges and weaves through the pack with ease, but Iron Maven’s crushing blow sends her crashing to the floor. Razor’s scathing rebuke leaves Bliss reeling, urging her to adopt a more aggressive, ruthless approach if she wants to make a dent in the derby world.

In a bid to boost morale, Maggie shares her own struggles, revealing that an ex-boyfriend who once held power over her now lies in the past, his legacy nothing but a painful reminder. Her advice is simple yet effective: find what drives you wild with rage and channel that fury into your skating. As Razor had so aptly put it, derby is a full-contact sport where only those willing to get their hands dirty can truly succeed.

Bliss’s quick thinking and smooth talking earn her an unexpected favor from Birdman, who agrees to cover for Pash, allowing Bliss to watch her debut game without reprisal. The Scouts face off against the formidable Black Widows, led by the incomparable Eva Destruction (Ari Graynor), whose mastery of the track leaves Razor seething with frustration. Despite their best efforts, the Scouts struggle to keep pace with their opponents, but they’ve grown accustomed to Razor’s constant harping and simply shrug off his negativity.

At halftime, with the Widows boasting an insurmountable lead, Razor sees fit to give Bliss a chance to prove herself as a true jammer. Her introduction as “Babe Ruthless” elicits cheers from the crowd, and her first foray onto the track yields four crucial points, courtesy of a timely takedown by one of the Manson sisters. Though the Widows ultimately emerge victorious, their dominance is too great to be overcome in the remaining time. Razor’s parting words are as caustic as ever: “You still suck.” But the Scouts, well-versed in his brand of criticism, choose instead to celebrate their small victories and bask in Bliss’s triumphant glow.

As Pash wraps Bliss in a warm hug, acknowledging her own earlier doubts about Bliss’s mettle, it becomes clear that this fledgling skater has already begun to forge her own path, one paved with speed, agility, and a growing sense of self-assurance. The Scouts may still be struggling to find their footing, but with Bliss on board, the future looks anything but bleak.

As the night wears on at Smashley’s house party, Bliss finds herself swept up in a whirlwind of revelry, surrounded by the sounds of laughter and music. She watches with a mixture of fascination and alarm as Smashley, her teammate, embroils herself in a wrestling match with her fiancé, their passion and playfulness drawing a crowd. Meanwhile, Bliss’s attention is caught by a young musician, Oliver (Landon Pigg), who is crooning sweet melodies on stage. As she explores the sprawling abode, she stumbles upon the attic, where an eclectic collection of records beckons her curiosity. She settles in to spin a tune, unaware that her musical discovery has also caught the notice of the charming singer himself.

As Bliss and Oliver strike up a conversation, their shared love of music serves as a spark, igniting a connection that leaves her feeling lightheaded and lovely. However, before things can get too sappy, Iron Maven and some of the Rollers swoop in to snatch Bliss away, depositing her into a hot tub teeming with rowdy revelers. Bliss spends the rest of the night navigating the ups and downs of party politics, eventually finding herself at Pash’s doorstep, where she’s met with a morning after hangover.

As the day dawns, Bliss struggles to regain her footing, only to be confronted by Pash’s unsuccessful attempts to pry secrets from her about her evening with Oliver. The morning light also brings an unexpected surprise: Ronny, their neighbor, has taken it upon himself to broadcast his sons’ varsity football prowess to the world, plastering their names and team numbers on signs for all to see.

Just when Bliss thinks she’s finally getting her bearings, Brooke comes knocking, eager to whisk her away to a pre-pageant shindig called the Blue Bonnet Brunch. But Bliss is in no shape to shine, having barely escaped the night before with her sanity intact. As she stumbles through her morning routine, it becomes clear that this rollercoaster ride has only just begun.

As Brooke and Bliss stand before a faded photograph of Brooke’s triumphal moment as a Blue Bonnet Pageantry queen in 1981, Brooke’s words are laced with conviction as she imparts her wisdom upon Bliss. She emphasizes that beauty is fleeting, but her own enduring legacy will be built on talent rather than physical appearance. Bliss, however, remains steadfast in her admiration for Brooke’s timeless charm. The conversation turns to the impending inspiration speech, and Brooke presses Bliss for details, only to be met with a coy reluctance from the younger woman.

The following day, Bliss finds herself lost in thought at the Oink Joint, where Pash is indulging in studies amidst the rustic atmosphere. As Dolly Parton’s iconic tune “Jolene” fills the air, the two women can’t help but improvise their own lyrics, weaving a tapestry of emotions that reflects their shared longing to escape the confines of Bodeen. Bliss’s reverie is shattered by the sudden appearance of Oliver outside, his eyes fixed intently on her as he requests a brief respite.

Pash, with a hint of reluctance, covers for Bliss, allowing her to step outside and engage in playful banter with Oliver. As they stroll through town, Bliss discovers that Oliver’s band is not only professional but has also released a CD, with his brother serving as the group’s leader. The conversation turns to Bliss’s Stryper-themed shirt, which piques Oliver’s curiosity. He reveals that the number 3.5 million on his own shirt refers to his impressive pinball score.

As the evening unfolds, Oliver whisks Bliss away to a diner in Austin where he regularly performs, offering words of wisdom and encouragement as they share a meal together. At her suggestion to do something unconventional, Oliver takes her to a picturesque wheat field, where they bask in the serenity of the natural world while belting out a rendition of “Deep in the Heart of Texas.” Bliss eventually remembers her commitment to derby practice, but Oliver continues to fling his car keys into the sea of golden wheat, his playful demeanor infectious.

As the locker room dynamics continued to unfold, Holly reflected on their latest match, noting with a sense of pride that the strategic play from Razor’s playbook had brought them closer to victory than ever before. Meanwhile, Iron Maven remained unimpressed, her competitive fire burning brighter than ever as she took to the Scouts’ locker room to issue a taunting challenge. Rosa’s frustration simmered just below the surface, and she confided in Bliss that the Hurl Scouts’ carefree attitude towards winning or losing was wearing increasingly thin on her. For Rosa, the desire to outmaneuver Maven at her own game had become an all-consuming passion, one that Bliss shared with unbridled enthusiasm.

The following day, Bliss opened her locker to find a provocative “gift” from Corbi - two dark-haired Barbie dolls, stripped of their clothing and tied together in a sultry embrace. As she navigated the stairs to her next class alongside Pash, they caught sight of Corbi and Colby lingering above them. In a calculated move, Colby cupped his groin, his eyes locked on Bliss and Pash with a lecherous glint. Undeterred by the suggestive gesture, Bliss employed a deft derby hip-check to send Corbi tumbling down the stairs, her sardonic grin wiped clean from her face in an instant.

As the Hurl Scouts face off against the Fight Attendants, it’s clear that their struggles on the track are mirrored by their lack of investment in their playbook. Razor’s frustration boils over as he realizes his team has yet to crack open the book, let alone internalize its strategies. In a bold move, he tears out page three and offers the opposing coach a $20 bet: execute this play flawlessly and score at least three points, or walk away empty-handed. The Attendants seize the opportunity with ruthless efficiency, leaving the Scouts in their dust as Kami Kaze effortlessly racks up four points. Stung by defeat, the Scouts regroup to ponder play number two, which Bloody Holly executes with precision, scoring multiple points and turning the tide of the game. As the Scouts emerge victorious, they celebrate their first win with an infectious enthusiasm that’s impossible to ignore.

Meanwhile, Bliss is in her element as she spends more time with Oliver, soaking up the vibrant energy of Austin. When summoned to school for a guidance counselor meeting about her tussle with Corbi, Bliss remains defiantly unrepentant. But it’s not long before she’s basking in the adoration of Oliver and the Warehouse faithful after leading the Scouts to a resounding victory over the Black Widows. Johnny himself can’t help but marvel at Bliss’s Rookie of the Year potential as she continues to shine on the track.

As Bliss watches Oliver rehearse with his band, their connection grows stronger still. But when he reveals that his brother has booked a 39-day tour for the group, Bliss is forced to confront the reality of their impending separation.

As the night unwinds, Bliss steps off the bus following a grueling derby practice session. Her ears perk up at an unusual sound - her father’s raised voice emanating from a nearby van. Alarm bells ringing, she assumes Earl is being unfaithful to Brooke, but instead of a cheating husband, she finds him engrossed in a football game on a portable TV. The deception is meant to keep Brooke blissfully unaware that he’s not working late at the office. Earl invites Bliss inside, and they share a moment bonding over their mutual love for Brooke, with Earl praising her as a fierce advocate for everything she believes in. As the game continues, Earl lets Bliss indulge in his beer can, leaving him stunned when she nearly drains it.

Later that evening, Razor distributes flyers announcing the TXRD season championship game on November 12th. He yields the floor to Eva Destruction, who takes center stage to make a crucial announcement. The “Poster girl” for each season is typically chosen from another team, and this year’s poster features none other than Bliss as Babe Ruthless, sparking cheers from the Hurl Scouts and many other teams - all except the Holy Rollers, who remain unimpressed.

As Eva concludes her statement, Iron Maven approaches Bliss, offering congratulations to the Hurl Scouts before surreptitiously snatching a french fry and flinging it onto Bliss’ face. The sparks fly as Bliss retaliates with banana cream pie, triggering an impromptu food fight that ensnares even Razor.

Back at home, Brooke is carefully fitting Bliss into her Blue Bonnet pageant dress when she spots a mysterious bruise on Bliss’ lower back near her hip. Bliss downplays the injury, claiming it doesn’t hurt. As Brooke heads to the kitchen to grab some milk, her gaze drifts to the calendar on the refrigerator door, revealing that the day of the Blue Bonnet Pageant coincides with the league championship - a fact that could have far-reaching implications for the Hurl Scouts’ chances in their upcoming match against the Black Widows.

As the Hurl Scouts claim victory over the Widows, propelling them to the #2 ranked spot for the season, they secure a coveted showdown against the Holy Rollers for the league championship. But their triumphant moment is short-lived, as Fire Marshals interrupt the Warehouse’s revelry, mandating an evacuation due to overcrowding exceeding maximum permissible capacity under fire code regulations. Amidst the chaos, Bliss (character A) begs Pash to wait while she finds Oliver, only for disaster to strike. Bliss is suddenly halted by an officer demanding identification and threatening arrest if compliance isn’t met. Meanwhile, Pash swiftly discards her unfinished beer, but the officer’s keen eyes spot the evidence, prompting a confrontation.

The same officer scrutinizes Bliss’s ID, questioning why a 17-year-old would be so far from home. Bliss explains that she’s leaving, and the officer deems it a wise decision. Just then, Oliver appears, whisking Bliss away, but as they depart, one keen observer turns around - none other than Iron Maven in her street attire, her ears tuned to every detail. Unaware of Pash’s misfortune, Bliss frets about finding her friend, only for Oliver to sidetrack her with promises of cherry Slurpees and a celebration of his impending departure from town.

Bliss watches adoringly as Oliver treats himself to the frozen delights at a 7-11 convenience store. The pair then slips into an unsuspecting pool, diving fully clothed into the water. As they shed their attire beneath the surface, passion ignites, and the couple emerges from the depths, embracing each other’s skin. Come morning, Oliver drops Bliss off back home, where she presents him with her cherished Stryper T-shirt as a token of affection. With a chivalrous gesture, he envelops her in his jacket, shielding her from the chill.

As Bliss steps foot into the family home, the harsh realities of her deception come crashing down upon her like a force majeure. Her parents, Earl (played by) and Brooke, are already awake and seething with anger, having received an unexpected phone call from Pash’s parents at the ungodly hour of 3 am. The tension is palpable as they reveal to Bliss that they’ve been sifting through her room, uncovering her secret life as a roller derby enthusiast. Earl and Brooke confront Bliss about her lies, their ire fueled by a deep-seated distrust of the subculture she’s embraced.

The argument between Bliss and her mother reaches a fever pitch, with Brooke’s rigid control over Bliss’ life and her scornful views on roller derby girls serving as the catalyst. Bliss seethes at her mother’s outdated notions of pageants being the pinnacle of femininity, labeling them a “psychotic 50’s view.” Meanwhile, Earl confiscates Bliss’ prized derby skates from her duffel bag, leaving her feeling powerless and enraged. As she storms off, Earl attempts to comfort Brooke, but it’s clear that their relationship is now strained beyond repair.

At work, Bliss faces another devastating blow as she realizes Pash (played by) has lost all respect for her. The once-strong bond between the two friends is irreparably damaged by Bliss’ deception. To add insult to injury, Pash reveals that her parents have installed a GPS device on her car, allowing them to track her every move. This newfound surveillance serves as a stark reminder of the consequences that await Bliss if she continues down this path.

As Bliss navigates the aftermath of her fallen world, Maggie, her coworker and friend, offers her a lifeline in the form of a ride away from Bodeen’s toxic atmosphere. As they hit the road, Bliss is greeted with an unexpected surprise: Maggie has a preschool-aged son, a secret she’s kept hidden from the rest of the roller derby community due to its impact on her social life. With this new information, Maggie reveals that she needs to drop off her little one at a sitter before heading to the Warehouse, where Bliss can finally find solace and support among like-minded individuals.

As Bliss approaches Iron Maven beside the track, she’s met with an unsettling silence. Undeterred, Bliss inquires about Iron Maven’s age, only to be disarmed by her unflappable composure when Bliss mistakes her for a spry 27-year-old. The truth, however, is far more jarring: Iron Maven reveals she’s actually 36, and that it took her until the ripe old age of 31 to find her calling on the track. With an air of quiet determination, she shares her story of perseverance and dedication, which serves as a stark contrast to Bliss’s own deception. As the reality sets in, Bliss’s numbness gives way to tears as Iron Maven delivers a scathing rebuke: “You’re not ready to lace up your skates again.” The words hang in the air like a challenge, leaving Bliss reeling.

In desperation, Bliss reaches out to Oliver, seeking solace and guidance. But all she gets is his voicemail, which she uses to unburden herself of her troubles and share Maggie’s contact information. As she dials the Oink Joint, Pash intercepts the call, her eyes flashing with a mixture of curiosity and concern when she hears Bliss’s name. The resulting kiss between Pash and Birdman is a fleeting moment of passion, punctuated by a sudden awareness that their emotions are best left unexplored.

In a poignant and painful admission, Bliss confronts the Scouts and Razor at a local watering hole, revealing her true age to stunned silence. The revelation sends shockwaves through the group, with Maggie’s pragmatic observation - that written consent from a parent would render Bliss eligible to play again - serving as a cold comfort. Despite their initial horror, the Scouts ultimately rally around Bliss, offering her friendship and understanding, even going so far as to joke about her potential as their team mascot.

As Maggie drives Bliss to school the next day, they embark on a candid conversation that delves into the complexities of family dynamics. Maggie shares her own experiences as a mother, acknowledging the challenges of navigating relationships with one’s children while also emphasizing the importance of empathy and understanding. She implores Bliss to recognize that just because Brooke can be overbearing at times doesn’t mean she’s wrong about everything, and that having gained a second family doesn’t give Bliss carte blanche to discard her original one.

At school, Bliss finds solace in Oliver’s music as she browses through his band’s website. However, her melancholy is short-lived, as she becomes fixated on a particular photo that reveals Oliver’s arm around another young woman - one who happens to be wearing Bliss’ favorite Stryper T-shirt. The revelation sends Bliss into a tailspin of emotions.

Meanwhile, Brooke returns home from work to find her daughter sitting despondently in the kitchen, clutching a half-eaten casserole dish. A single glance at Bliss’ devastated expression tells Brooke that she’s lost her virginity and her heart has been broken by a boy. Although stung by Bliss’ admission, Brooke does her best to offer comfort and support.

As Bliss begins to mend fences with both her mother and Earl, she announces her decision to participate in the Blue Bonnet pageant - a move that initially alarms Brooke. However, when Bliss insists on competing for her own sake rather than just to please her mother, Brooke’s concerns dissipate. Bliss’ determination is a welcome change, as it seems she may be cultivating a newfound sense of confidence and identity.

At the Oink Joint, Birdman finally convinces Pash to let go of her anger and resentment towards Bliss. The two women repair their relationship, and Pash reveals that she’s been accepted into several prestigious Ivy League colleges - with Columbia being her top choice. This news sends Bliss into a frenzy of excitement, and when Pash asks about Oliver’s jacket, the two women make a symbolic gesture by burning it in the trash can behind the restaurant.

As the domestic scene unfolded at home, Bliss and Pash were busy transforming Shania into a human roller derby obstacle course, their makeup job rivaling the most elaborate graffiti art. Amidst this creative chaos, Pash’s admission of having shared a fleeting kiss with Birdman sent shockwaves through the room. Earl’s timely entrance served as a much-needed distraction, announcing that Maggie Mayhem was on the line for Bliss. The latter’s reluctance to commit to the league championship game, citing her pageant responsibilities, only seemed to fuel Pash’s growing suspicions about Bliss’s sincerity.

Meanwhile, Earl’s keen maternal instincts had been piqued by the tone of his daughter’s conversation with Maggie, sensing a deep-seated familial connection that transcended geographical boundaries. His subsequent online research led him down the rabbit hole of Texas Roller Derby (TXRD), where he stumbled upon a mesmerizing poster featuring Bliss as Babe Ruthless - her derby name a perfect reflection of her fearless attitude on the track. As he delved deeper, he discovered a series of videos showcasing Bliss’s natural talent and infectious enthusiasm for the sport.

This newfound understanding prompted Earl to make his presence known at Maggie Mayhem’s final practice session. His surprise visit was met with a mixture of excitement and trepidation as the Hurl Scouts arrived on the scene, their sudden appearance sending ripples of anticipation through the air. Brooke, Bliss’s partner in pageant crime, found herself on the receiving end of Earl’s stern yet loving rebuke, her husband finally putting his foot down regarding Bliss’s participation in roller derby.

As Earl’s words resonated with a sense of truth and authenticity, he revealed to Brooke that his initial reservations about the sport had given way to a deeper understanding of its importance in Bliss’s life. The financial investment he’d already made in her custom pageant dress paled in comparison to the thought of Bliss losing her chance at true happiness. With this newfound perspective, Earl became an unlikely ally for Bliss and her roller derby sisters, paving the way for a harmonious convergence of worlds that would forever change the dynamics of their lives.

As Brooke enters the dressing room, she reveals to Bliss a crucial development: Earl has provided her with written consent to participate in the league championships. With this news, Brooke delicately probes Bliss once more about her true motivations for taking part in the pageant - not just for herself, but also for Brooke’s sake. Bliss’s inability to respond forthrightly speaks volumes, leaving Brooke no doubt about her friend’s intentions. Despite the turmoil brewing beneath the surface, Brooke wishes Bliss good luck, still grappling with the prospect of seeing her friend don roller derby gear. Earl bestows upon Bliss a pair of custom-made derby skates, and the Scouts erupt in applause as they prepare to depart. However, Bliss halts their departure, revealing that she’s forgotten a crucial item - only to be revealed by a shot of the van packed with derby girls driving away, featuring Amber, her fellow contestant and friend, wearing Bliss’s custom dress.

Meanwhile, backstage at the Warehouse, Bliss is caught off guard by the sudden appearance of Oliver. He claims to have just returned from tour and hurried straight to the venue to catch the game. Bliss confronts him about a compromising photo, which he insists was simply a groupie who snuck onto the van and pilfered his T-shirt - and that their relationship remained unchanged while he was away. Bliss counters that what hurt her most wasn’t the infidelity itself, but Oliver’s failure to reach out during his time on tour. His flimsy excuse about the van’s lack of privacy only serves to further infuriate her. Bliss ultimately decides to kiss him, before slapping him and demanding the return of her shirt.

As the game approaches its start, the Scouts and Rollers face off on the rink, their intensity palpable. Bliss delivers a sarcastic thank-you to Iron Maven for exposing her secret age - but Iron Maven insists that she didn’t actually say anything, merely seeking to unsettle Bliss’s psyche. By keeping quiet about Bliss’s ineligibility, Iron Maven would have left unanswered the question of which team truly dominated - and she knows that neither the fans, her own teammates, nor she herself could bear such an outcome.

As the game reaches its climax, Earl and Shania sit in rapt attention alongside Pash and Birdman (Birdman’s eyes aglow with excitement as he watches Bliss take to the track for the first time), while Brooke slips quietly into the audience, unseen by the players. The action unfolds at a frenetic pace, Iron Maven and Bliss trading blows in a display of skill and cunning. Bliss’ diminutive stature proves no hindrance, as she utilizes her speed and agility to carve out openings and exploit the gaps left by the larger skaters. A moment of surprising aggression sees Bliss land a hip-check on Iron Maven, sending the latter crashing to the ground and prompting loud protests from the referee.

Meanwhile, Smashley becomes embroiled in a series of testy exchanges with Princess Slaya of the Rollers, a feud that has been brewing all season. Razor is tempted to bench Smashley for her reckless behavior, but she insists she’s focused on the game, and proves it by slipping past Slaya to score four crucial points, rather than indulging in a fruitless brawl.

The scoreboard remains tantalizingly close, with the Rollers clinging to a razor-thin lead. The Scouts regroup and launch a concerted effort to take down several of their opponents. Bliss seizes the opportunity to surge ahead, but Jackie Daniels of the Rollers anticipates her move and delivers a crushing body-check that sends Bliss crashing into the rail.

As Bliss struggles to rise from the canvas, Razor rushes to her side, offering words of encouragement. The crowd erupts in cheers, with Earl and Shania leading the charge, their enthusiasm infectious even to Iron Maven, who nods in approval at Bliss’ determination. The final jam commences, with Bliss facing off against Iron Maven once more.

The two skaters engage in a neck-and-neck battle for supremacy, until the Manson sisters intervene, using a daring double leg-whip maneuver to propel Bliss through the pack and towards the goal. Bliss appears poised to seize the initiative, but the Rollers close ranks, overwhelming her and allowing Iron Maven to score the decisive points. The Holy Rollers claim their third consecutive championship title, remaining undefeated for three years running.

As the Holy Rollers bask in the glory of their triumph, they’re forced to share the spotlight with the Hurl Scouts, whose remarkable improvement throughout the season is undeniable. Razor’s pride and admiration are palpable as he gathers the Scouts together for a heartfelt team hug and celebration, his eyes welling up with tears of joy. The Scouts skate around the track, beaming with pride, while the Rollers stand at the rail, exchanging high-fives and acknowledging their opponents’ outstanding effort. Bliss’s infectious enthusiasm is on full display as she shares her jump technique with Iron Maven, who, for the first time, flashes a genuine smile in response. This moment of mutual respect is the defining moment that convinces Bliss she’s found her true calling.

As the sun sets outside the Warehouse, the souvenir stalls are bustling with activity. Earl, proud papa-to-be, is indulging his little bundle of joy, Shania, with a few treats from the vendors. Bliss happens upon the scene and is met with warm hugs and congratulations from Earl on an extraordinary game. But it’s not just the win that brings her joy - she’s thrilled to see Brooke, her mother, watching from the sidelines, beaming with pride. Bliss confides in Earl about her desire to pursue a career in roller derby, but she needs reassurance that her mother can accept this unconventional path. Brooke, though acknowledging it won’t be easy, promises to support her daughter every step of the way.

The next morning, Amber pays a visit to the Cavendar household, returning the pageant dress and bearing a card from Bliss, left behind at her station. Brooke, sitting comfortably on the sofa, is moved to tears as she reads Bliss’s heartfelt letter, an inspiration speech that declares her own motherhood to be Bliss’s greatest hero. The poignant words conclude with Bliss expressing her desire not to win the pageant but to earn her mother’s pride and approval. As Amber departs, Brooke is left grappling with the weight of her daughter’s sentiments.

Meanwhile, Earl has taken it upon himself to commemorate Bliss’s derby debut by placing a colorful sign on his lawn, complete with her league name (TXRD), derby number, and derby name. The gesture is mirrored by their neighbor Ronny, who proudly displays similar signs for his sons’ varsity football teams, creating a sense of community and camaraderie between the two families.

As the curtain closes on this whimsical tale, our protagonist Bliss (Emily Blunt) ascends to a symbolic summit, perched atop the iconic pig sculpture that has become an emblem of her journey. The Oink Joint’s rooftop serves as a serene backdrop, allowing Bliss to gaze up at the sky with a radiant smile, as if basking in the warmth of a newfound sense of purpose. As she surveys the landscape, her thoughts are consumed by the infinite possibilities unfolding before her, like clouds parting to reveal a bright and boundless future. The serenity of this moment is a testament to Bliss’s capacity for growth and transformation, as she stands poised on the threshold of a life that promises to be as unpredictable and thrilling as it is fulfilling.