Extract 2009

As Cindy (Mila Kunis) navigates the labyrinthine corridors of a guitar store, her innocent quest for the perfect instrument inadvertently hijacks the attention of the two besotted employees. Like moths drawn to a flame, they become utterly entranced by her presence, abandoning all pretenses of professionalism as they strive to impress her with their fledgling knowledge of guitars. Cindy’s genuine lack of expertise serves only to fuel their fervor, and soon they’re vying for her approval like eager beavers constructing intricate dams. She requests a specific hue, and the pair scurries off to retrieve it, leaving her momentarily unattended amidst the sea of strings and frets. Seizing the opportunity, Cindy’s gaze roams freely before she claims her prize and makes her escape, disappearing into the ether as mysteriously as the guitar store itself.

Cut to Reynold’s Extract, a hulking edifice that appears to be churning out an endless stream of industrial-grade products like a mechanical behemoth. Joel (Jason Bateman), its bespectacled manager, slips into his office and embarks on a lengthy conversation with his friend Dean (Ben Affleck), whose baritone voice carries the weight of camaraderie as they discuss their shared love of libations. As their chat reaches its zenith, it becomes clear that Joel’s personal life is anything but thriving; in fact, he’s been stuck in a rut for an entire month, his libido as dormant as a hibernating bear.

Meanwhile, Step (Clifton Collins Jr.) holds court with Hector (Javier Gutierrez), a Latino worker struggling to grasp the nuances of the English language. With the confidence born of self-assurance, Step regales Hector with tales of his own rise through the ranks, implying that he’s the factory’s most exceptional employee and destined for greatness – or so he claims. As they converse, Mary and Gabriella, two disaffected workers, observe the scene with a mixture of disdain and envy, their own productivity lagging as they bemoan Step’s perceived lack of diligence. Rory, another factory hand, chimes in with an offer to introduce Hector to his band “God’s Cock,” which only serves to further inflame the situation. As Mary and Gabriella continue to sulk, the assembly line begins to slow, its machinery humming along like a restless insect as the tension builds and the workers’ collective frustration reaches a boiling point.

As the clock ticks closer to 8:00 PM, Joel remains engrossed in a heated phone conversation with Dean, delicately explaining that his wife’s wardrobe choices are directly tied to his punctuality. With the stakes set high, Joel glances out the window and is met with an unsettling sight - Mary sitting idly by, allowing shards of broken glass to scatter across the floor like tiny landmines waiting to be triggered. Step, ever the eager mediator, approaches Mary and inquires about her actions, only to be met with a retort that Joel’s lack of attention to his duties is equally egregious. Joel descends into the fray, attempting to placate the situation with words of wisdom. He reminds Mary that Hector is still finding his footing and requires time to adjust, while urging Step to adapt a more empathetic approach when dealing with disgruntled coworkers instead of resorting to yelling. As tensions simmer just below the surface, Joel departs, leaving Mary to vent her frustrations about always being the one who takes the blame.

Meanwhile, in a nearby office, Joel engages in a conversation with Brian (J.K. Simmons), another manager who’s spent the morning imparting the intricacies of forklift operation to an eager student known as Boy Genius. As Rory expertly navigates his vehicle, carefully balancing a cargo hold full of extract boxes, he suddenly finds himself at a standstill, causing the precious cargo to tumble to the ground. This mishap serves as a precursor to a discussion about Dinkus (Gabriella), who had been “axed” for days off and is now left to pine for personal time. Brian’s solution? She can have her desired downtime once she takes the time to accurately complete her time sheets - a prospect that Joel will undoubtedly never encounter, given his managerial style. With the clock ticking down toward 8:00 PM, Joel beats a hasty retreat, leaving Brian and Rory to ponder the intricacies of warehouse logistics.

As Joel’s car glides into the gated community, the clock on his dashboard suddenly flips to 7:54, a precise moment that seems to hold significance. He spots his neighbor, Nathan (David Koechner), standing by the entrance, and instinctively tries to remain inconspicuous. However, Nathan’s sharp eyes pick up on Joel’s presence, and he waves him down with an affable enthusiasm. Joel reluctantly pulls over and attempts to hurry away, but Nathan is undeterred, asking a probing question about November 17. Joel fabricates an excuse about being out of town, only for Nathan to “remember” that he meant the 7th, leaving Joel no choice but to admit they’ll indeed be in town then. With a sly grin, Nathan invites Joel and his wife Suzie to their annual charity dinner, proposing that Leslie and Joel try to persuade Suzie to attend.

Despite Joel’s initial reluctance, Nathan persists, suggesting that they buy tickets regardless and “encourage” Suzie to join the festivities. As Joel attempts to conjure an excuse, Nathan comes up with a plan: why not purchase the tickets and let Leslie and Joel work their charm on Suzie? The overture is met with resistance, as Joel tries to extricate himself from the social obligation. Nathan’s persistence eventually wears him down, but only until he can make his escape. As soon as he’s out of his car and into his garage, Nathan appears once more, bearing the tantalizing news that the dinner tickets are a mere $40 – a small price to pay for the culinary delights on offer.

Joel’s reluctance is palpable as he tries to brush off Nathan’s entreaties and make a hasty exit. But Nathan won’t be deterred, probing Joel about his travel plans, which only serve to fuel the neighbor’s insatiable curiosity. As Joel finally finds himself closing the garage door, Nathan calls out one final question, his voice growing distant as the barrier descends – a fitting conclusion to this curious encounter.

As Suzie (Suzie) settled into the living room, the worn comfort of her sweatpants a testament to the ease with which they had become an extension of herself, Joel finally found himself in his own home. The tranquility was short-lived, however, as Suzie’s voice brought him back to reality, her words a gentle stream meandering through their domestic landscape. She spoke of Nathan and Leslie, whose incessant chatter had become a constant hum, like the distant rumble of a train. Her concerns were palpable, as she confessed her trepidation about venturing onto the front yard, where the possibility of encountering Nathan lurked like an unseen specter.

As Suzie’s reminiscences flowed, Joel’s attention wavered, his gaze drifting to the phone that now vibrated with insistent energy. He hesitated before responding to the message, his mind already elsewhere as he pondered the intricacies of his business. The pool cleaner’s shortcomings were a mere afterthought, a minor inconvenience in the grand scheme of things. Suzie’s words, however, continued to weave their gentle spell, her voice a soothing balm that calmed Joel’s growing unease.

It was then that Joel’s gaze met Suzie’s, his eyes betraying the fact that he had been texting, his phone an extension of his fingers as they danced across the keyboard. Apologies flowed freely, and with them, explanations of the supplier’s new vanilla extract formula, a development that held the key to unlocking Reynold’s cookies and cream secret. The imperative was clear: Joel needed to secure this innovation before Weber, his competitor, could get their hands on it. The stakes were high, but so too was the potential reward – the possibility of selling the company and securing a bright future.

As Suzie settled back into her seat, Joel’s attention shifted once more, this time drawn to the framed logo in his office, a design created by Suzie herself for the cookies and cream extract. Her response was immediate, as she recalled the project with crystal clarity. The world of coupons had claimed her creative energies, but for now, they shared a moment of nostalgia, their bond strengthened by the memories they had forged.

The tranquility that had settled over them was shattered, however, when Suzie’s exclamation – “Shit!” – pierced the air like a sharp knife. Joel’s confusion was palpable as he asked what was wrong. The answer was immediate: Suzie had forgotten all about Dancing with the Stars, her favorite show, and its impending broadcast on TV. As she turned on the screen, the vibrant colors and lively music spilled into their living room, banishing the quiet that had previously reigned supreme.

As the evening wears on, Joel finds himself at Sidelines, the Marriott’s bustling bar, where he pours his heart out to Dean (Sidelines’ affable bartender) about his most pressing concern: the lack of discretion in his bathroom. With an unyielding desire for solitude during his intimate moments, Joel confesses that he yearns to line his bathroom with insulation, shielding himself from prying ears. Dean, ever the sage advisor, imparts words of wisdom, reminding Joel that as the master of his domain, he has the freedom to do as he pleases. Joel counters by expressing his frustration that no one, not even his wife, takes an interest in his extracurricular activities, and wistfully speculates that Rory, the band’s charismatic frontman (perhaps), enjoys a more fulfilling love life. Dean offers a reality check, positing that Rory likely resides in a humble abode, prompting Joel to fantasize about trading in his own modest living space for one with a bathroom adjacent to a TV, thereby eliminating the need for furtive privacy.

Meanwhile, across town, Cindy embarks on a mission at a local pawn shop, attempting to offload the guitar she’s pilfered. With a convincing display of emotional distress, she spins a tale about the instrument having been left to her by her late father, who also burdened her with a mountain of debts. The sympathetic pawn shop employee, moved by Cindy’s plight, suggests that she could fetch a higher price at the music store. Undeterred, Cindy insists on resolving the matter quickly, and the compassionate shopkeeper digs into his own pocket to provide her with a generous offer.

In the factory, Joel finds himself lost in thought outside his office window when Brian, the plant’s resident troublemaker, bursts in on him. Mary, stuck in a rut at her workstation, fails to meet her responsibilities once again, prompting Joel to wonder aloud if it would be more efficient to replace her with a robot. Brian drops a bombshell, revealing that General Mills has made an offer to acquire the factory, outbidding the market value. Elated by this development, Joel instructs Brian to respond affirmatively to the proposal.

As Mary trudges along her workstation, she’s met with a sea of idle workers chatting away, their collective apathy a stark contrast to the humming machinery surrounding them. Her response? A defiant refusal to participate, leaving products piling up on the assembly line and eventually spilling onto the floor in slow motion chaos. It’s as if the very fabric of productivity has been shredded by the monotony. Meanwhile, Joel gazes out from his office window, oblivious to the impending doom as a worker carrying precious extract slips and falls amidst the mayhem.

Rory, piloting his forklift with boxes of extract in tow, narrowly avoids disaster by swerving to avoid the fallen worker. Unfortunately, this evasive maneuver comes at the cost of a wayward box crashing onto a machine, which promptly malfunctions, sending a flying shard hurtling towards Step’s groin area. Mary can’t help but shake her head at the absurdity of it all.

As Step is whisked away on a gurney by an emergency medical helicopter parked outside the factory, Mary delivers a wry commentary: “That’s what happens when you don’t pay attention.” Back at Sidelines, Joel gets an update from Dean about Step’s condition, learning that his friend has indeed lost one testicle and may be able to reattach the other. Joel is perplexed by this turn of events, given their impeccable safety record and compliance with regulations.

Dean’s query about insurance sparks a conversation about the fragility of human anatomy and the existential threat posed by severed appendages. Joel confides in Dean that he and Suzie only engage in intimate activities every three months, prompting Dean to propose a solution: Xanax. While Joel rejects this offer, citing its intended purpose for anxiety relief, Dean insists it’s effective for all psychological woes, rendering users “good.” He even takes it for colds. As the conversation meanders on, Dean recommends codeine cough syrup as an alternative.

Meanwhile, Cindy is in her car, poring over a collection of driver’s licenses, when she stumbles upon a newspaper article featuring Step on a gurney. The accompanying news report hints at a substantial settlement – reportedly in the neighborhood of one million dollars. Her curiosity piqued, Cindy seeks out the pay phone to ask for Step’s unlisted address, only to be met with an unhelpful operator.

In the midst of a pressing concern, Brian (character name) briefs Joel on the situation at General Mills, where the company is fretting over the potential financial fallout from an accident that could result in a hefty bill exceeding their insurance settlement. Joel inquires about the well-being of Step, who has made a remarkable recovery and seems unlikely to pursue legal action against the company.

As Brian continues, he reveals that Dinkus, the forklift operator affectionately dubbed “Boy Genius” by Joel, has requested a salary increase. Joel’s response is characteristic - he refers to everyone as Dinkus, so it takes Brian a moment to clarify that this particular request comes from the same individual known for his impressive mechanical skills.

The office dynamics take a turn when Brian introduces Joel to the new temporary hires, Cindy and Victor. As Joel returns to his office, Brian takes Victor on a tour of the floor, while Cindy slips away unnoticed, drawn to the charismatic founder. She can’t help but be impressed by Joel’s entrepreneurial spirit, and he happily regales her with the story of how he built his company from scratch.

The roots of Joel’s success date back to his childhood, when his mother’s root beer cookies sparked an idea. He discovered that a significant portion of the flavor in root beer extract is lost during cooking, leading him to seek out a synthetic alternative. This revelation formed the foundation for his business venture, which he founded in college.

Cindy listens intently as Joel shares his entrepreneurial journey, nodding enthusiastically and displaying genuine interest. When he finishes, she remarks on his evident wealth, noting that his 7-series BMW is quite impressive. As she browses through his Rolodex, her curiosity gets the better of her, and she can’t resist commenting on Step’s card, which features an address with a clever visual pun - the numbers “6” and “8” are easily mistaken for one another, leaving Cindy chuckling at the endearing quirk.

As Dean bursts into Joel’s office, the sound of his golf club hitting balls echoes through the hallway, momentarily distracting from the intriguing conversation between Joel and Cindy. The introduction is brief but cordial, and before long, Cindy beats a hasty retreat down to the work floor. Joel takes note of her departure, remarking that she was dispatched by Job One, a hiring agency known for sending some of the most attractive temps to Reynold’s Extract. Dean, ever the self-proclaimed king of the company, is dismissive of Cindy’s qualifications, opining that she must have been flirting with him simply because he’s the one who holds court on the factory floor.

Just as Joel and Dean are debating the merits of Cindy’s charms, a commotion erupts on the work floor. Mary storms around, berating Hector for allegedly pilfering her purse. Brian intervenes, attempting to placate her with words of reason. As the dispute escalates, Joel takes an interest, asking Mary how she knows her purse has been stolen. She claims it vanished from the locker room, prompting a description of its appearance. Meanwhile, in a car parked nearby, Cindy is rummaging through the pilfered purse, extracting cash and a valuable Rolodex entry belonging to Step.

Cindy’s next move takes her to the address listed on the card, where she catches up with Step as he limps out of his house and into his truck. She trails him to the local market, waiting patiently in line behind him. As they chat about their shared connection to Reynold’s Extract, Step reveals that he was once the fastest sorter on the floor, hoping to soon ascend to a managerial role. Cindy introduces herself, and the two form an acquaintance as they navigate the checkout line, both clutching bottles of extract.

As Joel strolled into his living room, he was met with an unexpected sight: Suzie slumbering peacefully on the couch. Seeking counsel from his friend Sideline, Joel confided in Dean about his inner turmoil, revealing that he and Suzie had unwittingly transformed into a sibling-like duo. The catalyst for this epiphany was Cindy, whose lingering presence had Joel grappling with the prospect of pursuing another romantic connection. He lamented the impossibility of meeting someone as captivating and gastronomically inclined as Cindy, who had practically issued an invitation by sharing her phone number and suggesting they attend Rory’s performance together.

Dean probed Joel about his plan of action, prompting a candid admission that Joel felt trapped in a moral conundrum. Dean countered with a provocative suggestion: if Suzie were to cheat on Joel, would it not be justifiable for Joel to reciprocate, albeit with a clear conscience? This gambit led to the notion of hiring a professional charmer to engage in an extramarital affair with Suzie. Dean knew a man named Brad who fit this bill, and Joel humorously floated the idea of seeking Xanax as a means of coping.

Dean produced a box containing various pills, which Joel initially declined but eventually accepted after his friend’s persistence. The pill was then revealed to be either Ritalin or Special K, an elephant tranquilizer – not the intended Xanax. This unexpected turn of events left Joel in a state of profound relaxation, during which he revisited the topic of hiring a gigolo. Dean rationalized that if Suzie were to engage in any illicit activities, she would be the one responsible for any moral lapses, freeing Joel from guilt.

As Dean pondered this scenario, he became convinced that it was an opportunity waiting to unfold. He proposed that Brad could pose as their new pool cleaner, allowing them to gauge Suzie’s reactions without arousing suspicion. The timing seemed fortuitous, as the household did indeed require a new pool attendant. With this development, Dean seized the moment to contact Brad and set the wheels in motion.

As the trio exits the back room, the air is thick with anticipation and calculation. The negotiation between Brad (character), Dean, and Joel has culminated in a plan so audacious, it’s almost palpable. With Dean’s sharp business acumen guiding the way, they’ve concocted an elaborate scheme that involves Brad assuming the guise of a pool cleaner, aiming to charm Suzie into submission. The stakes are high, as failure would mean settling for mere pool-cleaning duties, rather than the thrill of seduction.

As Joel absents himself from the discussion, Dean patiently reiterates the plan’s intricacies, ensuring that Brad fully comprehends his role. With a mischievous glint in his eye, Brad seizes upon the opportunity to supplement his landscaping career with a lucrative side hustle – or rather, a lucrative side affair.

As they depart the bar, Brad’s enthusiasm for the venture knows no bounds, his excitement palpable even as Joel cautions against complacency. “What if Suzie doesn’t bite?” he asks, only to be met with Dean’s reassuring tone: “Just clean the pool and leave.” It’s a tacit admission that not all ventures are guaranteed success.

As they part ways, Dean offers to chauffeur Joel home, sensing his friend’s inebriated state. In a moment of candor, Dean muses aloud about Brad’s… limitations, remarking on what one might expect from someone with a profession so intimately tied to the seedier aspects of human nature – “a whore.”

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As the morning sunshine casts its rays into the office break room, Joel (Joel) finds himself in a predicament, clutching an Alka Seltzer tablet in desperation. The sudden arrival of Cindy prompts her to inquire about his nocturnal escapades, and Joel’s eyes widen as the gravity of his situation dawns on him. He hastily exits the break room, intent on rectifying the situation before it’s too late. Rushing to Dean’s office, he implores his colleague to intervene and stop Brad from consummating his ill-fated plans.

Dean (character) attempts to placate Joel, who is visibly agitated, but their conversation reveals a series of unfortunate events. It transpires that the phone number provided by the mysterious figure at the bar is not only untraceable but also belongs to someone who doesn’t even own a mobile device. The last name “Lopez” or “Sanchez” or perhaps “Gutierrez” echoes in Joel’s mind, as he struggles to reconcile Brad’s blond locks and blue eyes with his supposed Mexican heritage.

Undeterred by the uncertainty surrounding Brad’s true identity, Joel decides to take matters into his own hands and head home to put a stop to the impending catastrophe. As he makes his way out of the office, Brian (character) interrupts him, seeking a discussion about Step, but Joel is too preoccupied to engage in conversation.

As he descends the staircase, Joel’s assistant alerts him to an unexpected phone call from none other than Brad Chavez himself. Picking up the receiver, Joel listens intently as Brad regales him with tales of his conquests. It becomes clear that Suzie (character) was utterly swept off her feet by Brad’s charms.

Despite the fact that Brad had yet to arrive at the designated meeting time, he found himself drawn in by Suzie’s sun-kissed beauty and ended up engaging in a conversation that led him to ask if this was indeed her father’s estate. As they chatted, Suzie giggled and played with her hair, before Brad’s request for sunscreen proved to be the catalyst for further intimacy.

As Joel listens in horror to Brad’s confession, he becomes increasingly incensed by his colleague’s brazen antics. The call ultimately culminates with Joel slamming down the phone receiver, determined to put an end to Brad’s amorous escapades once and for all.

As the evening unfolds, a sense of tension settles over Joel as Nathan chases him down, demanding attention despite Joel’s protests of being overwhelmed. Nathan’s persistence eventually yields, revealing that he has secured tickets to a dinner they had previously agreed to skip. His enthusiasm is palpable as he explains the $55 price tag per person, but Joel’s disdain is clear, his voice laced with frustration as he reiterates their mutual decision not to attend.

The evening’s atmosphere remains strained as Joel takes his seat at the dinner table, his appetite stifled by a growing sense of unease. Suzie’s suggestion of a Caribbean vacation elicits a vehement response from Joel, who pours out his discontent and discomfort before rising to retire for the night.

In the days that follow, Joel’s disgruntlement continues to simmer as he encounters Cindy at work, exchanging brief pleasantries with her. The hum of office gossip surrounds him, whispers of wallet thefts and rumors of corporate upheaval spreading like wildfire. Rory’s ire is piqued by the possibility of Joel selling their company, fearing he will reap the financial benefits without contributing to the effort. His anxiety spills over as he implores Mary and Gabriella to join him in taking action against this perceived injustice.

As Brian brings news of Step’s reluctance to settle and General Mills’ hesitance to proceed with the deal, Joel dismisses his concerns, attributing Step’s behavior to machismo rather than a genuine desire to resolve their differences. The weight of these issues settles on Joel as he navigates the evening commute, only to be interrupted once more by Nathan, who flags him down and broaches the topic of the new pool cleaner. As Nathan describes Brad, Joel becomes increasingly skeptical, his doubts fueled by Nathan’s insistence that today was indeed the day he spotted their neighbor. With a hint of resignation, Joel acknowledges his friend’s conviction before driving off into the night once more.

As Joel’s anxiety reaches a boiling point, he seizes the phone and dials Brad’s number, his tone laced with a mixture of frustration and trepidation. The latter responds nonchalantly, assuring Joel that this time around, there won’t be any monetary compensation required. It seems Brad has calculated that their prior intimate encounter has established a certain level of reciprocity, making it a matter of little consequence. However, Joel’s indignation is piqued when he refuses to accept this logic, insisting that he will indeed compensate Brad in order to maintain the integrity of his marriage. The very thought of Brad profiting from his wife’s affections without exerting any effort sparks a fire within him.

As the conversation concludes, Joel’s mind begins to wander back to his home, where his wife Suzie is waiting. He finds himself drawn into her presence, and she invites him to join her in a leisurely excursion to 7-11. But Joel’s attention is elsewhere; he excuses himself, donning his jacket as he hastily exits the premises.

The next scene unfolds at Rory’s residence, where the thrash metal band is in full swing, their Harley motorcycles parked haphazardly outside. Joel arrives, only to be briefly distracted by Cindy before retreating back into his vehicle and disappearing from view.

Later that evening, Joel finds himself immersed in a TV commercial featuring Joe Adler, the lawyer (Gene Simmons), as Dean brings over a chilled beer. The conversation turns to Joel’s apparent distress, with Dean inquiring about the nature of his emotional turmoil. Joel reveals that he had been grappling with the implications of Suzie’s infidelity and his own perceived shortcomings in the eyes of women. He bemoans the fact that women often claim to desire intelligent and witty companionship, yet ultimately gravitate towards men who possess a superficial attractiveness and a dearth of intellectual curiosity.

As Joel’s ire intensifies, he confides in Dean about Brad’s visit earlier that day, announcing his intention to compensate the latter for his services. Dean, ever the pragmatist, begins to ponder the logistics of procuring the requisite 10% payment. In an effort to alleviate Joel’s stress, Dean suggests partaking in a session of pot smoking, a proposition that Joel initially rejects before ultimately acquiescing.

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As Dean and Joel arrive at Willie’s abode, Dean launches into a verbose monologue while meticulously crafting a behemoth bong for his friend’s consumption. Joel observes the scene with detached interest, as Willie takes a languid drag, exhaling a majestic plume of smoke that wafts through the air. When offered the bong, Joel politely declines, opting instead for a beer to temper the anticipated high. Dean shares Joel’s concern about Willie’s penchant for paranoia when under the influence, prompting Willie to bully Joel into taking a hit. Later, as the trio floats in a haze of euphoria, Willie suddenly awakens with a blood-curdling scream, sending Joel into a state of heightened anxiety. Dean attempts to calm the situation, suggesting Joel contact Cindy, a brown-haired beauty from his past. As Joel dials her number, he’s met with a busy signal, prompting Willie’s ire and subsequent revelation that the issue lies in the fact that Joel is attempting to call Willie himself on Willie’s phone. The room falls silent as Joel realizes the ruse, just as Cindy walks into the scene, addressing Willie with a sultry “Hey, baby.” Dean beats a hasty retreat, leaving Joel to face Cindy’s inquiring gaze. As Willie approaches Joel with an air of menace, the atmosphere becomes increasingly charged.

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Meanwhile, back at Suzie’s place, Joel attempts to sneak into his bedroom, but his stealthy efforts are foiled by the creaking floorboards, jolting Suzie awake. She flicks on the light, and her eyes widen in concern as she takes in Joel’s battered visage. With a worried tone, she urges him to seek medical attention, only to be met with Joel’s dismissive insistence that he’s merely suffered a minor beating at the hands of some thug from Sideline. Suzie’s protests fall on deaf ears as Joel retreats to his bed, exhausted and traumatized by his ordeal.

As Brian’s assistant presents him with his messages, she can’t help but notice the unsettling bruise on his face. When asked about it, Brian offers a hazy explanation involving a car door, before departing for his office. Upon arrival, he confronts Joel about Step’s lack of communication, only to be met with silence. The tension builds as Brian reveals that Step has hired Joe Adler, making their situation even more precarious. Brushing aside his concerns about his own face, Brian turns his attention to the latest personnel crisis: Cindy’s departure, allegedly triggered by her blossoming romance with Step. Joel’s reaction is one of stunned incredulity.

The conversation takes a darker turn as Brian announces his intention to terminate Hector, citing the theft of his wallet and purse as justification. Joel, however, is adamant that firing Hector would be a grave mistake. This sparks a sudden decision for Joel to leave early, leaving Brian to ponder the implications of their discussions.

As Joel drives home, he’s confronted with an unexpected sight: Brad, his alleged adversary, emerging from the subdivision on the opposite side of town. A sudden and aggressive maneuver sees Joel cutting off Brad, before leaping out of his car to confront him. Accusations fly as Joel demands to know what Brad is doing at his house. The threat level escalates, with Joel warning Brad that his face will suffer a far worse fate if he ever sets foot on the property again.

Brad attempts to reason with Joel, revealing his love for Suzie, but this only prompts Joel’s ire, branding him a “piece of ass” and vowing to expose their sordid affair to Suzie. Brad’s pleas fall on deaf ears as Joel storms off, leaving him in a state of desperation.

The drama spills over into the domestic sphere as Joel bursts through the front door, his wife surprised by his early return. From the kitchen window, he surveys the pool area, fixating on the apparent ineptitude of their cleaner. His concerns about the pool’s cleanliness prompt Suzie to express concern for her husband’s well-being, wondering if a doctor’s visit might be in order. Joel dismisses these suggestions, opting instead to storm off, his mood darkening further still.

As Joel arrives at Step’s residence, he is warmly received by his acquaintance, who invites him into his home. The conversation turns to Cindy, with Step hinting that their relationship may soon be taking a more serious turn - potentially even culminating in marriage - as a direct result of the pending lawsuit. Joel issues a cautionary warning, expressing concern that Step’s newfound wealth could cloud his judgment and lead to trouble. He also emphasizes the gravity of the situation, pointing out that if the company were to go bankrupt, numerous employees would be left jobless and harboring resentment towards Step. The astute businessman becomes defensive, insisting he is unfazed by potential backlash and will not hesitate to take on those who dare oppose him. Joel’s words are laced with a sense of urgency, cautioning Step to exercise restraint in his pursuit of Cindy.

Meanwhile, Brad finds himself at Suzie’s doorstep, attempting to seal their relationship with a romantic kiss. However, Suzie is resolute in her decision to end things between them, citing her love for Joel and desire to salvage their marriage. Despite Brad’s impassioned confession of love, Suzie remains firm in her stance, leaving him feeling crestfallen. As he lingers, hoping to rekindle their romance, Suzie bluntly informs him that it is over and orders him to leave. In a parting shot, she tells him not to bother reaching out for a reunion.

Back at the factory, Joe Adler holds court with his team, dispensing a motivational speech that emphasizes the importance of tenacity in the face of adversity. He draws parallels between physical courage and business acumen, positing that a man without conviction is hardly worth respecting. The assembled workers are left to ponder the wisdom behind his words.

Down on the factory floor, rumors begin to circulate among the employees, fueled by speculation about Joel’s meeting with Step’s legal team. As the tension builds, Rory takes it upon himself to rally the workforce, proposing that they demand a share of the profits before selling out to General Mills. His suggestion sparks a lively debate, with some workers advocating for a strike until their demands are met. The potential consequences of such an action are stark - if the workers refuse to budge, General Mills may be deterred from making a purchase, leaving Reynold’s Extracts stuck in limbo.

As the tension simmers in the office, Adler presents Joel with a stark reality - the financial cost of settling the dispute. However, Joel remains resolute, refusing to surrender the company he has tirelessly built from scratch. Adler’s persistence eventually wears thin, and Joel rebuffs his suggestion by implying that he’ll take matters into his own hands. The unflappable lawyer retorts that his client had relinquished a significant aspect of their masculinity, prompting Joel to propose a novel solution: Adler can demonstrate his own testicular fortitude.

Meanwhile, the office workers remain oblivious to the developing drama, instead fixating on the intrigue surrounding the upper echelons. As their curiosity reaches a boiling point, they collectively decide to stage a walkout in protest of the perceived injustice. The atmosphere remains charged as Joel and Brian depart the office, seeking to clear the air.

Upon his return downstairs, Joel is met with an unexpected reception - his entire workforce has congregated at the foot of the stairs, awaiting his attention. It is here that Rory struggles to convey a crucial message: the employees are eager to capitalize on the General Mills buyout. However, Joel’s ire is piqued, and he launches into a impassioned diatribe, offering the workers an unconventional proposal - they can have the entire company, complete with a new conveyor belt, but must exercise caution, lest Adler exact his peculiar brand of revenge. With that, Joel exits the scene, leaving the workers to ponder their leader’s enigmatic words.

As Joel lounged on his couch, engrossed in the evening’s TV offerings, the tranquility of the moment was suddenly disrupted by Suzie’s arrival. Her perturbed demeanor and accusatory tone instantly piqued his attention, as she began to lament the fact that he’d been consumed by work for two arduous years. Meanwhile, she’d been stuck at home, with nary a respite from her own domestic duties. The tension mounted as Suzie’s words spilled out like a pent-up dam breaking free: “You’re always busy, Joel! When was the last time we had a moment to ourselves?” Joel’s curiosity piqued, he interjected, his tone laced with a hint of suspicion: “Are you trying to tell me something? Something about the pool cleaner?” Suzie’s eyes flashed with a mixture of guilt and defensiveness as she confessed her infidelity. The revelation sent shockwaves through the room, and Joel’s response was measured and calculated, revealing his own Machiavellian machinations: “I hired him to have an affair with you, Suzie. I wanted to indulge in some extramarital excitement without the weight of guilt.” Suzie’s anger simmered just below the surface as she demanded to know if Brad, her newfound paramour, had been compensated for his services – a query that left Joel agog, given that it hadn’t even been 15 days since the illicit trysts commenced. The atmosphere in the room grew increasingly charged as Suzie turned the tables, demanding to know who Joel had actually been having an affair with. His response was a masterclass in evasion: “I didn’t have one,” he insisted, his tone laced with a disarming innocence. The air was thick with unspoken tensions as both partners simultaneously yearned to escape the suffocating atmosphere of their home. As Joel made a hasty exit through the back door, Suzie stood poised at the entrance, ready to confront the next unwelcome visitor: Nathan, the pool cleaner himself. Her tone was firm but polite as she told him it wasn’t an ideal time for a visit – maybe he could stop by another day? Nathan’s persistence proved unyielding, however, and he badgered Suzie for a specific time slot, his eyes lingering on her with a calculating intensity. As the door closed firmly in his face, the sound of his parting query hung in the air: “When will we have that check for $110 ready?” The weight of their marital infidelities – and the secrets they entailed – hung precariously in the balance, threatening to upend the very foundations of their relationship.

Joel arrives at a hotel room, seeking refuge in front of the TV. His solitude is interrupted by the sight of Cindy entering an adjacent room, her arms laden with groceries. Inquisitive, Joel decides to knock on her door and is met with surprise when she invites him in. As they converse, Cindy apologizes for Willie’s involvement, explaining that it was the reason behind her hasty departure. Noticing a bag bearing Mary’s name, Joel’s curiosity is piqued, leading him to pose the question: “Is this indeed Mary’s property?” Cindy insists it belongs to her, attempting to deflect attention by inquiring about his colleagues at work. However, Joel remains skeptical, and their conversation takes a dramatic turn as he accuses Cindy of pilfering the bag.

The tension escalates as they delve deeper into the mystery, with Joel pointing out the teddy bear adorned with a tutu key-chain, which Mary had previously described. His ire now fully engaged, Joel demands to know what Cindy’s involvement is with Step, suspecting that she might be the driving force behind his decision to pursue the lawsuit. This revelation sparks a heated exchange, during which Joel reveals the substantial investment of time and effort he put into building the company. As their argument reaches its boiling point, Joel seizes Cindy’s purse and proposes an ultimatum: if it truly belongs to her, she can contact the authorities and report him as the thief.

Seemingly on the brink of walking out the door, Joel experiences a sudden change of heart, deciding to make the call after all. Cindy begs him not to, warning that his actions would result in severe consequences for her – being sent back to prison for an extended period. In a last-ditch effort to salvage the situation, she offers to mediate between Step and Joel, promising to persuade the latter to drop the lawsuit if he agrees not to involve the authorities.

Joel’s skepticism remains unabated, as he demands restitution for the stolen wallets and watches. Cindy’s composure begins to unravel, and she breaks down in tears. A mix of emotions, including sympathy and frustration, prompts Joel to caution her against manipulation. As their conversation reaches its climax, Joel finds himself torn between his desire for justice and his growing emotional connection with Cindy.

In the end, Joel wakes up in her bed, only to find that she has vanished. His initial panic subsides as he notices that his wallet remains intact, containing all of his money. A glance at the desk reveals Mary’s purse, along with the stolen wallet and watch, now safely returned. With his concerns assuaged, Joel succumbs to exhaustion and drifts back into slumber.

As Mary stood in the factory, her gaze fell upon Joel’s vacant workstation, his absence palpable like an unspoken challenge. Gabriella’s remark about tardiness hung in the air, a stern warning that echoed through the corridors of their daily routine. The sudden appearance of Joel’s dropped purse served as a jarring reminder of the morning’s earlier commotion, and Mary’s eyes narrowed as she listened to his revelation: Cindy, not Hector, had pilfered her purse. Her skepticism was evident in the gentle rebuke that followed, a soft-spoken critique of the sweet-talking thief.

Meanwhile, at Step’s humble abode, the quiet morning air was punctuated by the arrival of his sibling, who inquired about the whereabouts of Cindy. The latter had been absent for three days, and her brother’s truck remained unfound. Step’s reassurance that Cindy wouldn’t stoop to such a level only deepened the mystery surrounding her disappearance.

Back at the factory, Brian approached Joel with a discreet message: Step awaited him at the loading dock, seeking a private audience. As they stepped into the dimly lit space, Step’s words tumbled forth like a torrent of pent-up emotions. He confessed his weariness of dealing with Adler, and his longing for a simpler life, one where he could trade in his troubles for a steady paycheck. Joel listened intently as Step proposed a Faustian bargain: in exchange for saving the company from financial ruin, Step would become the floor manager. Joel’s words of caution were met with Step’s resignation, tempered only by his condition that he be granted the role.

As they re-entered the factory, Joel marshaled the workers and announced his decision not to sell the company. The news was met with a mix of relief and trepidation as Step took his new position at the helm. Joel’s reminder that Gem-Co, their rival, operated on a more impersonal level – where workers were mere faceless entities, unknown to their employer – served as a stark contrast to their own factory’s more human dynamics.

As Mary and Gabriella resumed their chatter, their conversation was abruptly silenced by Step’s sharp command to return to work. The air was heavy with the weight of new expectations, as Joel’s employees struggled to reconcile their leader’s decision with the uncertain future that lay ahead.

As Joel settled into his routine at Sideline, a commercial for Adler Industries caught his attention. The distraction was short-lived, however, as Brad burst into the room, his expression a mix of relief and desperation. With a matter-of-fact tone, he informed Joel that he no longer had to worry about Suzie’s affections, as she had come to realize her true feelings for Joel. Joel’s curiosity got the better of him, and he probed Brad on his motivations, wondering why he had been so fixated on Suzie in the first place. Brad’s response was telling: it wasn’t that sex wasn’t fulfilling, but rather that love and genuine connection were what truly mattered.

Before Joel could process this insight, Brad turned to leave, only to hesitate and request a favor. His landscaping job had ended abruptly, and he found himself struggling to make ends meet as a gigolo. With a hint of vulnerability, he asked if there might be an opening at the extract plant. Joel’s initial reluctance eventually gave way to a change of heart, and he invited Brad to stop by the office to fill out an application.

As these developments unfolded, Dean appeared on the scene, his voice laced with regret as he observed that some individuals - like Joel - were particularly susceptible to the pitfalls of drug use, making poor decisions in the process. The weight of this insight was palpable, serving as a sobering reminder of the consequences that could arise from thoughtless behavior.

Meanwhile, Suzie’s day at her residence had taken a turn for the dramatic. As she busied herself cleaning the pool, Nathan arrived unannounced, demanding to settle his account. Suzie’s response was unequivocal: they were not going out as planned. Nathan’s reaction was one of incredulity and frustration, citing the fact that it seemed like everyone had been on board with the outing until he purchased non-refundable tickets.

Suzie’s patience wore thin, and she chose to clarify their communication style for her neighbor. In no uncertain terms, she explained that when they responded with phrases like “I don’t think so” or “I’m not sure,” it was a clear indication of their disinterest. Her blunt assessment didn’t stop there, as she cataloged Nathan’s numerous shortcomings: he was dull, talkative, inattentive, and intrusive. The rebuke came to a head with her declaration that he was, without a doubt, the worst neighbor they had ever had.

In a shocking turn of events, Nathan’s reaction was immediate and intense. He clutched at his chest before collapsing to the ground, leaving Suzie to wonder if her words had been too harsh or if there was more to this unexpected turn of events than met the eye.

As the mournful atmosphere of Nathan’s wake settles in, two individuals, Suzie and Joel, sit apart from each other, their collective grief palpable yet unspoken. The somber mood is disrupted when they converge once more at the funeral service, where Suzie confides in Joel that she may have inadvertently contributed to Nathan’s passing. With a sympathetic ear, Joel attempts to comfort her, only to uncover a shared experience - both had agreed to attend the same charity gala, Leslie having extended invitations to ease their collective distress.

As they commiserate, Suzie turns the conversation towards a more personal topic, inquiring about the woman who had piqued Joel’s interest in an illicit affair. His candid response reveals her true nature as a fugitive wanderer. Moreover, he discloses that his compassion for Brad led him to hire the individual at the factory.

As their conversation comes full circle, they exchange promises to meet again at the charity dinner. However, just as Joel is about to depart, he spins back around and asks Suzie if it wouldn’t be more practical to travel together in one vehicle. She concurs, and they share a wry observation - that Nathan’s silence had never been longer or more pronounced during their entire acquaintance.

As the credits roll, the somberness of the occasion lingers, punctuated by an unspoken sense of camaraderie between Suzie and Joel, forged in the face of shared sorrow.