Ted 2012

John Bennett, portrayed by Mark Wahlberg, was an 8-year-old boy living in Boston, struggling with loneliness as no one would play with him. On a magical Christmas morning in 1985, John receives a teddy bear named “Teddy” (voiced by Seth MacFarlane). That night, a wish upon a falling star brings Ted to life, enabling him to walk and talk like a human. Initially, both John and his parents are apprehensive, but they soon embrace this extraordinary twist of fate. Ted becomes a sensation worldwide, enjoying brief fame before settling into a more normal life.

Fast forward twenty-seven years to 2012, and we find John and Ted still inseparable, living together in an apartment that is more party zone than home. They indulge in a lifestyle filled with drugs, alcohol, and an endless stream of television shows. However, John’s girlfriend of four years, Lori Collins, played by Mila Kunis, grows frustrated with John’s childlike antics and his deep bond with Ted. One fateful dinner date exposes the chaos Ted has caused—a party gone wild with unexpected guests and embarrassing messes.

In an attempt to help Ted grow up, John aids him in securing a job at a local supermarket, where he immediately hits it off with a fellow employee named Tami-Lynn. Ironically, their inappropriate behavior gets them caught during their shift, yet Ted’s outrageous charm actually earns him a promotion instead of punishment. Tensions arise, however, as Lori confronts John about his reluctance to mature, leading to a promise that John will force Ted to move out.

A few nights later, John finds himself at a lively house party thrown by Lori’s persistent boss, Rex. After receiving a call from Ted about a surprise guest, the iconic Flash Gordon, played by Sam Jones, John chooses to disregard Lori’s warnings and heads over to join Ted. The night spirals into a whirlwind of partying, drinking, and a karaoke session that ends with John being thoroughly booed off stage—but not before rekindling feelings for Lori, who had understandably felt betrayed.

When Ted learns that Lori has agreed to date Rex, he confronts John, who is distraught and lashes out at Ted, wishing he had never made that childhood wish for a living teddy bear. Their conflict escalates into a dramatic fistfight, but they eventually reconcile and join forces to crash a Norah Jones concert in a bid to win Lori back. Their plan takes an unexpected turn when Ted reveals his personal connection with Norah, giving John a chance to sing a heartfelt dedication to Lori, although not without a few off-key notes that stir mixed emotions.

Tragedy strikes when Ted is kidnapped by a deranged man named Donny and his son, leading to a wild chase through the streets of Boston and ultimately to Fenway Park. In a heart-wrenching confrontation, with the very essence of friendship at stake, Ted urges John to prioritize Lori, as it becomes clear that their bond is what truly matters.

Ultimately, Ted succumbs to his injuries, leaving John shattered. However, with a wish upon a shooting star from Lori, hope blooms anew. The next morning reveals a miraculous twist—Ted returns to life, unscathed and full of personality, allowing John to finally propose to Lori. Their wedding, presided over by none other than Sam Jones, marks a joyful culmination of their journey, with Ted proudly standing as the best man.

In a humorous epilogue narrated by Patrick Stewart, we learn of Ted’s successful romance with Tami-Lynn and his rise to store manager, Sam Jones’s return to Hollywood, Rex’s unfortunate fate, and Donny’s arrest that has everyone baffled. Life goes on for these characters, filled with laughter, unexpected turns, and the enduring power of friendship.