The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee 2020

Paul Hogan, renowned for his iconic role as ‘Crocodile Dundee,’ had settled into a peaceful life in Brentwood, California, away from the limelight for several decades. However, his serene existence was suddenly interrupted when his agent delivered the news that Her Majesty’s Government wished to honor him with a knighthood to acknowledge his contributions to comedy. Initially hesitant to step back into the public sphere, Paul ultimately agreed to meet with a modern production company aiming to reboot the beloved franchise, envisioning Will Smith as his on-screen son.

Addressing the stark contrast of casting an African-American actor alongside himself, Paul voiced his concerns, only to be swiftly accused of racism. Despite this baseless claim, he tried to return to his tranquil life at home with his son Chase, where he spent leisurely days completing crosswords, sharing moments with his dog, and cherishing regular video chats with his 10-year-old granddaughter, Lucy, in Sydney.

Fate intervened when Paul encountered his old friend Reggie while walking through the Hollywood studio lots. He confided in Reggie about his frustrations with the production company’s reckless labeling of him and lamented the challenges he faced. During their conversation, they were unexpectedly joined by Olivia Newton-John, who invited him to an upcoming charity event where John Travolta, a superstar from their legendary musical Grease, would be performing a duet.

As Paul journeyed home, he felt provoked by a disruptive Dundee impersonator on Hollywood Boulevard. Outraged by the performer’s antics, he confronted him, igniting a barrage of costumed followers who attacked him, resulting in a public scene that caught the attention of onlookers and ultimately tarnished his image by portraying him as the aggressor on the evening news.

Despite his agent’s urging, Paul remained firm in rejecting the knighthood. However, when Lucy excitedly relayed tales of her classmates mocking her for claiming her grandfather was to receive this honor, he realized he had to accept the knighthood to protect her reputation. With persistent prodding from his agent, she cautiously reached out to the Palace to reinstate the offer.

As Paul wrestled with the challenge of redeeming himself amid a series of misunderstandings, it became clear that fate was not on his side. On the night of Olivia’s “Grease” charity event, where he reluctantly agreed to fill in for the absent John Travolta, a cascade of misfortunes befell him. He inadvertently entered an exclusive gathering meant for black entertainers, which infuriated devoted fans of “Grease,” leading to one enthusiastic supporter throwing a bottle at him. In a swift act of defense, he accidentally struck a nun with it, further spiraling his situation into chaos.

As relentless media coverage flooded in, portraying him as the punchline of late-night jokes, Paul’s simple life evolved into a tumultuous ordeal. Public outings became a source of anxiety as he faced the backlash of public opinion.

Amid the chaos, Paul found himself in an unexpected partnership with John Cleese, a lackluster paparazzo who also doubled as a hasty Uber driver. Their unpredictable ride culminated with John abandoning them at Paul’s residence, leaving behind the vehicle and eluding the authorities, resulting in a police chase broadcast live for the world to see.

In a surprising twist of fate, Paul managed to restore a fragment of his dignity on the eve of his postponed knighthood by thwarting a car thief. With his agent accepting the honor on his behalf in England, he made the decision to leave LA behind and return to Australia, striving to be closer to his granddaughter while also nurturing a renewed friendship with one of Olivia’s associates.