8 Million Ways to Die 1986

As a traumatized Los Angeles Sheriff’s Deputy, Matt Scudder grapples with the haunting memories of a tragic shooting incident involving a small-time drug dealer during a failed bust. This harrowing event leads him into a downward spiral filled with booze and blackouts, ultimately costing him his career, marriage, and relationship with his daughter, leaving him a mere shadow of his former self.

After an unexpected encounter at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, Scudder is approached by a mysterious woman who hands him a note inviting him to an exclusive gambling club that sits atop a hill, accessible only by a rickety funicular. Here, he meets the enigmatic Chance Walker, alongside an array of noteworthy figures, including Sunny, a crafty call girl known for her deceitful ways, and Angel Maldonado, an audacious gambler who revels in placing hefty bets.

As Scudder becomes entangled in the web of Sunny’s deception, he retreats back to his humble abode, where a failed seduction attempt leads to a heartfelt discussion about her fears. For a hefty fee of $5,000, Scudder takes on the task of negotiating with Chance on behalf of Sunny, hoping to secure her freedom from the club. However, Chance maintains that his establishment is simply a social venue, absolving himself of any connection to illicit activities.

Tragedy unfolds when Sunny is shamelessly abducted in bright daylight, meeting a brutal fate at the hands of a calculating murderer. As Scudder spirals into despair, he finds refuge back in a rehab facility, haunted by the consequences of his choices. In the meantime, his incoherent statements to authorities earlier have inadvertently drawn suspicions towards both himself and Chance regarding Sunny’s murder.

Complicating matters, Maldonado flaunts an emerald-encrusted ring that hauntingly resembles a gemstone from a necklace that once belonged to Sunny. Convinced that Maldonado is responsible for her death, Scudder persuades Sarah, another call girl from the club, to escape with him, even as a jealous Maldonado watches with a growing sense of rage. As Sarah succumbs to intoxication, her vulnerabilities become painfully apparent, leading her into Maldonado’s manipulative clutches.

Scudder’s investigative instincts kick in as he begins to unravel the sordid truth: Maldonado has been using Chance’s legitimate enterprises as a front for an extensive drug operation. Crafting a plan under the guise of a drug deal, Scudder confronts Maldonado, pushing Sarah to escape his grasp. Eventually, Chance, fueled by rage over Sunny’s murder, decides to partner with Scudder in an elaborate sting operation designed to ensnare the merciless killer.

As Scudder navigates through Maldonado’s labyrinthine abode — a residence as enigmatic as the man himself — he encounters a mix of wariness and hostility. The air thickens with tension as Maldonado, suspicious of Scudder’s intentions, deliberately evades any discussions about drugs. The penetrating glare he casts upon Scudder sends a chilling message: Sunny’s demise may serve as a dire warning to others who might cross paths with him. With a keen sense of observation, Scudder spots a package from Chance’s supermarket, leading him to deduce that the drugs are likely stashed nearby.

Driven by instinct, Scudder and Chance embark on a mission to uncover the hidden stash of cocaine, their efforts yielding results as they discover the contraband cleverly concealed among ordinary groceries. In a daring maneuver, Scudder proposes an audacious deal: in exchange for Sarah’s safe return, he offers to return the drugs to Maldonado — unaware that this calculated risk will trigger a seismic shift within Maldonado’s criminal empire.

With tensions escalating, the stage is set for an electrifying showdown. In a desolate warehouse, Maldonado appears, holding Sarah hostage at gunpoint with one of his loyal henchmen. However, Scudder has taken precautions of his own, rigging the drugs with traps and threatening to destroy them if Sarah is harmed. As the situation spirals into chaos, Scudder’s master plan begins to unravel.

Maldonado initially agrees to release Sarah, but a catastrophic series of events reveal that Scudder has been playing a long game. Just as he believes he’s secured his drugs, a wave of bullets erupts from both sides as undercover agents, led by Scudder, storm the premises. Amidst the turmoil, Maldonado manages to slip away unnoticed, while Chance pays the ultimate price for their acts of bravery.

In the ensuing quietude, Sarah and Scudder find themselves back at Chance’s club, only to confront Maldonado once more at the summit of the funicular. Their encounter culminates in a heart-pounding gunfight, ultimately leading Scudder to claim his long-sought prize.

In the aftermath of this harrowing saga, Scudder attends an AA meeting, drawing comfort from the camaraderie of fellow recovering addicts. As he walks hand-in-hand with Sarah along a sunlit beach, the remnants of his troubled past begin to fade, replaced by the specks of hope for a promising future.