Dicks: The Musical 2023

In this poignant journey of rediscovery, we follow the narrative of God as it intertwines with the lives of two seemingly disparate individuals, Craig and Trevor, who are, astonishingly, identical twins separated at birth by their parents. When their companies decide to merge, fate brings them face-to-face, igniting an initial spark of rivalry. However, as they begin to notice their matching necklace pendants and realize they share the same birthday, the truth of their shared identity slowly unfolds.

As they explore their burgeoning sibling bond, Craig and Trevor find comfort in each other, both feeling disillusioned with the lives they have known. The brothers hatch a daring plan to reunite their estranged parents, aiming to build a “real family.” To set this into motion, they assume each other’s identities and venture out to meet their respective parents. Craig encounters Evelyn, their quirky mother grappling with the aftermath of her own personal struggles, while Trevor comes face-to-face with Harrison, his openly gay father who is living with two humanoid genetic mutants affectionately known as the “sewer boys.”

The reunion sparks a range of revelations for the brothers, revealing the chaotic yet humorous elements of their parents’ lives. Unfazed, Craig and Trevor persist in their mission to merge their families, only to find their efforts thwarted, resulting in missed workdays and a confrontation with their boss, Gloria, who ultimately fires them. As tensions escalate, the brothers’ relationship becomes strained, leaving them emotionally adrift.

In an unexpected twist, Evelyn and Harrison eventually uncover their sons’ plan. Rather than lament, they choose to seize the moment, embarking on a romantic escapade of their own. However, surprise washes over the boys when they find out their parents are not interested in rekindling their relationship.

Faced with the fallout of their plans, Craig and Trevor are plunged into gloom. Yet, in a turn of events, Evelyn and Harrison take drastic measures by kidnapping their sons and bringing them to Harrison’s house. As chaos reigns and the sewer boys make a break for it, Harrison follows, leading them down a treacherous path through the tunnels.

Together, this unlikely family begins to find their footing, realizing they’ve formed a genuine bond. Just as despair looms large, they encounter the sewer boys, perilously close to being ended by a relentless sewage worker. In a shocking moment, Evelyn draws out her previously deceased vagina from her handbag and hurls it at the worker, rescuing the mutant pair. Meanwhile, Harrison makes the tough decision to let the sewer boys go, prioritizing his newfound family.

As the story unfolds, the family comes together under one roof. Craig and Trevor, sharing a bedroom, explore their deepening connection that surprisingly evolves into a passionate attraction. Their relationship continues to flourish amidst the complexities of their circumstances, culminating in a sacred ceremony that challenges traditional views. This unique event, officiated by God, is met with unexpected disruption from a group of protesters and harsh critics who denounce the love of two gay identical twins.

In a powerful stance, God intervenes, admonishing the protesters for their hatred. Rivetingly, He vows to inscribe Craig and Trevor’s love story into the revered pages of His timeless bestseller, The Bible. This surprising declaration galvanizes the family into a jubilant celebration, affirming the profound reality that God is not just aware, but also proudly embraces love in all forms, revealing the truth that He is indeed unapologetically gay.