Soul Plane 2004

As Nashawn Wade’s (Nashawn Wade) harrowing tale of woe unfolds, it becomes clear that the travails he endured at the hands of a major airline left an indelible mark on his psyche. The once-peaceful flight, marred by a series of unfortunate events including the misclassification of his loyal canine companion Dre as checked baggage instead of carry-on, a subpar in-flight meal, and an embarrassing bout of diarrhea exacerbated by turbulence, ultimately culminates in the devastating loss of Dre to the unforgiving forces of a jet engine. This traumatic experience prompts Nashawn to seek justice through a lawsuit, which yields a staggering $100 million award from a sympathetic jury.

With his newfound wealth, Nashawn decides to channel his energies into creating N.W.A. (Nashawn Wade Airlines), an airline that caters specifically to the African American community and hip-hop culture. This bold venture is marked by its unique terminal, dubbed the Malcolm X terminal, where two TSA agents, Jamiqua and Shaniece, are more concerned with goofing off than performing their duties. The aircraft itself, a heavily modified Boeing 747SP, boasts an impressive array of customizations, including low-rider hydraulics, spinners, and a dance club. Even the safety video takes on a life of its own, transforming into a humorous parody of Destiny’s Child’s iconic anthem “Survivor.”

As N.W.A.’s maiden voyage lifts off from Los Angeles International Airport, Nashawn faces a multitude of challenges. Chief among these is his acrophobic captain, Captain Mack, who has never actually left the ground due to having learned to fly using prison-bound computer simulators. Meanwhile, Muggsy’s illicit activities in one corner of the plane, including a makeshift casino and strip joint (featured in the workprint and unrated versions), threaten to upend the entire operation. Complicating matters further is Nashawn’s complicated past with his ex-girlfriend Giselle, who is on board and less than thrilled about their reunion. Amidst this chaos, the only Caucasian passengers, the Hunkee family, must contend with their own set of problems: Heather, Elvis’ daughter, is celebrating her 18th birthday by indulging in reckless behavior, while his son has transformed into a stereotypical “wigger” and his wife has developed an inexplicable fascination with black men after viewing explicit material.

As the events unfold, it appears that Captain Mack meets an untimely demise after ingesting fungi intended by First Officer Gaemon to alleviate the discomfort caused by his genital crabs. However, Nashawn’s desperate attempt to communicate with Gaemon is foiled when he finds himself dealing with a newly incapacitated co-pilot who had earlier slipped and taken a leisurely dip in a hot tub. With no other choice, Nashawn musters the courage to take control of the aircraft and trust his instincts as he guides it towards a safe landing.

In a remarkable display of piloting prowess, Nashawn successfully navigates the plane onto the lush green expanse of Central Park, rather than its intended destination at John F. Kennedy International Airport. As he brings the aircraft to a halt, Nashawn’s attention is drawn to the curious absence of spinners from the plane, leaving him to ponder their fate.

In a heartwarming turn of events, Nashawn rekindles his romance with Giselle, having previously confessed to her that he ended their relationship so she could pursue higher education without being held back by him. The couple’s renewed love is marked by a newfound commitment to taking things slow this time around.

As the story draws to a close, Nashawn takes the audience on a journey of self-reflection, sharing news of his crew’s latest endeavors. Muggsy has launched a thriving strip club and gambling casino within another airborne establishment, reminiscent of the one that once operated in Nashawn’s own plane. Meanwhile, Elvis finds himself embroiled in a passionate affair with Jamiqua, while Billy - now a seasoned music video director - vanishes into thin air after completing work on a Michael Jackson project.

In a shocking twist, Captain Mack awakens to find his prized chain and attire stolen from him, leaving him feeling violated and disoriented. As the camera pans out, the audience is left wondering what other secrets lie hidden beneath the surface of this captivating tale.