Trainwreck 2015

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Present-day Amy (Amy Schumer) awakens to a morning after, her nocturnal escapades still lingering in the air. Her hasty tryst with a stranger culminates in a series of compromising moments, capped off by her sudden feigned somnambulism. As the fog lifts from her mind, we’re treated to a montage of Amy’s life, showcasing her penchant for reckless abandon: late-night revelry, substance-fueled escapades, and a trail of fleeting conquests - all while she’s allegedly in a relationship with Steven (John Cena).

Amy eventually stumbles back into her daily routine, working at S’nuff, a tongue-in-cheek men’s magazine that seems to mirror her own irreverent outlook. Following a candid conversation with coworker Nikki (Vanessa Bayer) about the previous night’s exploits, Amy is summoned to a meeting where her enigmatic boss Dianna (Tilda Swinton) requests innovative article pitches. One of Amy’s colleagues proposes an exposé on sports doctor Aaron Conners (Bill Hader), but Amy dismisses the idea as she believes sports fans are inherently inferior beings.

Dianna, however, sees merit in Amy’s contrarian viewpoint and assigns her to write the article, much to Amy’s dismay. As she navigates this new creative challenge, Amy pays a visit to her father Gordon’s house to assist her sister Kim (Brie Larson) in preparing his belongings for relocation. Gordon has been forced into an assisted living facility due to his debilitating multiple sclerosis, and Kim is struggling with feelings of resentment toward their father - a man who was absent, unfaithful, and drunk throughout much of their childhood.

The tension between the sisters is palpable, particularly when Amy reveals that Kim had discarded many of Gordon’s cherished Mets memorabilia. This revelation only serves to exacerbate Gordon’s curmudgeonly nature when Amy visits him in his new living quarters.

As Amy arrives at the appointed meeting spot with Aaron, she finds herself unexpectedly surrounded by the charismatic presence of Lebron James, his best friend and confidant. As they make small talk, it becomes apparent that Lebron is not one to be rushed, as he insists on indulging in a marathon viewing session of Downton Abbey while simultaneously navigating the labyrinthine process of getting his parking validated. Meanwhile, Amy’s evening takes an unexpected turn when she agrees to meet Steven for a nightcap, only to find herself faced with a scathing rebuke after admitting her penchant for exploring the boundaries of casual relationships. Her intoxicated state does little to diffuse the tension as Steven’s words cut deep, leaving him reeling from the revelation that Amy’s phone is filled with numbers belonging to various gentlemen callers.

The next morning finds Amy seeking solace in the company of her friend Kim, where they indulge in a leisurely brunch and discover that Kim’s joie de vivre has been replaced by the realization that she is indeed expecting. The news sends shockwaves through their little social circle as they convene to share the announcement with Gordon, only to be met with an unexpected outpouring of joy - a sentiment that is quickly tempered when Kim reveals her perception that Allister, their young friend’s offspring, is actually Gordon’s grandchild. Gordon’s protestations of paternity are met with skepticism by Kim, who accuses Amy of consistently taking his side in family matters.

As Amy finds herself navigating the uncharted territory of Aaron’s sports facility, she becomes embroiled in a high-tech experiment involving a treadmill body-imaging suit and begins to unravel under the pressure of a text message from Kim. The news that her friend wants to relocate Gordon to a more budget-friendly facility sends Amy into a tailspin, prompting Aaron to intervene with soothing words and breathing exercises. As they bond over dinner, sharing stories and laughter, it becomes clear that there is a deep connection forming between them.

The evening wears on as they grab a cab, with Aaron’s initial intention to make two stops being swiftly corrected by Amy - her one-stop policy proving to be a non-negotiable aspect of their burgeoning relationship. As the night draws to a close, they find themselves at his doorstep, where they surrender to the allure of each other and share a tender moment that breaks Amy’s own self-imposed rules about staying overnight with someone she’s just met.

The narrative unfolds as Amy confides in Nikki about the previous day’s events, only to be interrupted by Aaron’s call, seeking another encounter. Panicked, Amy stalls him, insisting they discuss it further at his upcoming interview. Meanwhile, Lebron is over the moon with excitement for Aaron’s newfound love life, having been single for five long years. As Amy attends one of Aaron’s surgical procedures, she’s left queasy by the intensity of the operation, Uptown Girl playing in the background. Later, Amy attempts to tactfully terminate their relationship, but Aaron remains optimistic, convinced they share a connection that warrants exploration.

Amy receives an urgent call about her father’s fall and Aaron kindly offers to drive her to his home, where he skillfully stitches up the injury. Impressed by Aaron’s medical prowess and sports knowledge, Amy’s dad becomes a fan of his. As their relationship blossoms, both Amy and Aaron exhibit nervous energy - Amy frets about messing things up, while Kim reassures her that she’s simply embracing the natural order of things.

Lebron takes it upon himself to mentor Aaron in basketball, effortlessly dominating him until Aaron lands an unexpected shot. The couple attends a charity slam dunk contest hosted by Lebron, featuring gravity-defying trampoline feats and a performance by the Knick City Dancers. Amy can’t resist poking fun at their provocative routine, prompting Lebron to confront her about her intentions with Aaron. Confused, she assures him everything is fine.

However, when Amy visits Gordon, she’s met with disapproval of her relationship with Aaron. Her anger and frustration simmer as she questions why he won’t support her, only for him to reveal that he believes they share a trait - an inability to maintain stable relationships. The argument ends with Amy storming off, abandoning communication with her father for a period.

As Aaron accompanied Amy to Kim’s baby shower, a sense of unease settled over him like a shroud. Tom’s careless remark about Amy’s promiscuity had struck a chord, leaving Aaron feeling uneasy and ill at ease. Meanwhile, Amy was seething with disdain for the pretentious women at the shower, deliberately regaling them with tales of her sexual exploits to shock and appall them. Little did she know, her carefree attitude would soon be put to the test.

Days later, Kim’s call brought Amy crashing back down to earth. Her apology for the baby shower was cut short by the devastating news that Gordon had passed away, his death attributed to his reckless hoarding of medication. At the funeral, Amy delivered a poignant eulogy, acknowledging Gordon’s numerous offenses while simultaneously expressing her deep love and affection for him.

The somber mood gave way to turmoil as Amy and Kim clashed in a bitter argument, with Amy accusing Kim of not even liking Gordon. Aaron attempted to intervene, but his declaration of love only seemed to further unsettle Amy, who couldn’t believe he would choose that moment to make such a confession.

As the tension simmered, Amy’s work life was rocked by Dianna’s announcement that they were abandoning the Aaron story due to its lackluster appeal. The news landed like a punch to the gut, leaving Amy reeling and feeling powerless.

Aaron’s prestigious award luncheon proved to be another source of stress for Amy, as she got drunk and left during his acceptance speech to take a call from Dianna. Her subsequent behavior outside, where she was caught smoking marijuana, only served to further inflame Aaron’s frustration. Their argument continued at her apartment, with Amy unleashing a verbal tirade that kept Aaron awake all night.

The next morning, as Aaron prepared for his scheduled surgery on Amar’e Stoudemire, he arrived in a haze of exhaustion and disorientation. His condition proved too precarious to proceed with the procedure, prompting Amar’e to cancel the operation.

Aaron returned home, his emotions raw and his heart heavy. He confessed to Amy that they needed to take a break, but her hurt pride had already reached boiling point. When she revealed that the article was canceled anyway, Aaron’s words of defeat were “you win,” followed by his departure.

Amy’s reaction was to return to her old ways, indulging in a night of reckless abandon with her coworkers and intern Donald (Ezra Miller). Their bizarre sexual encounter was interrupted by Donald’s mother, who burst into the room, shouting “he’s 16!” The close call with statutory rape led Dianna to fire Amy on the spot. Though she had been wrong about the article’s potential, Dianna revealed that she actually thought it was quite good.

As the day wears on, Aaron languishes in his apartment, consumed by a sense of listlessness until Lebron’s urgent call shatters the monotony. Rushing to his friend’s side, Aaron finds an unlikely assembly of confidants: Lebron, Matthew Broderick, Chris Evert, and Marv Albert, all gathered for an intervention that aims to shake off Aaron’s entrenched fear of vulnerability. Their collective wisdom convinces him that he has been stymied by a reluctance to confront his emotions, particularly those tied to Amy. Despite this, Aaron remains steadfast in his conviction that the two are irreconcilably done, dismissing the notion of reconciliation.

Meanwhile, Amy seeks solace with Kim, pouring out her heart and recounting the tumultuous events that have transpired. Kim’s words of wisdom prompt Amy to reevaluate her priorities, and she begins a process of introspection that ultimately leads her to purge her apartment of its boozy remnants. With a newfound sense of purpose, Amy pitches her story about Aaron to Vanity Fair, whose editorial team sees fit to publish it. The article is sent winging its way back to Aaron, who can’t help but crack a smile at the unexpected turn of events.

As Aaron successfully navigates the complex procedure on Amar’e’s injured knee, he takes in the sights and sounds of Amar’e’s triumphant return to the court. Post-game, Aaron receives an unprecedented summons to the hardwood, where the Knicks City dancers put on an unforgettable display – with Amy, front and center, gamely attempting to mimic their choreographed moves, “Uptown Girl” included. As the grand finale unfolds, the slam dunk crew makes a return appearance, prompting Amy to unleash her inner athlete and bound onto the trampoline in pursuit of a show-stopping dunk. While her attempt ends with a comical face-plant, Aaron rushes to her side, concern etched on his features. Amy’s subsequent declaration that she has been working hard to prove herself and desires a second chance at love is met with a kiss, broadcast for all to see on the Jumbotron.