A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 2011

Six years have passed since the whirlwind adventures of Harold (John Cho) and Kumar (Kal Penn) in Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay. Now, the best friends have taken different paths in life. Harold Lee has transformed into a successful businessman thriving on Wall Street, leaving behind his days of cannabis indulgence. He is now happily married to his girlfriend Maria (Paula Garcés). On the contrary, Kumar Patel finds himself in a much less fortunate situation. Living in disarray, he remains wrapped in the remnants of his past life and struggles with his aimless existence.

As the holiday season approaches, Kumar finds himself in an unusual situation, buying marijuana from Mall Santa Larry Juston (Patton Oswalt). This year, the hottest toy is Wafflebot, a quirky robot known for its ability to cook and serve delicious waffles. Recently dumped by his wife Vanessa (Danneel Harris), who drops by to share the surprising news of her pregnancy, Kumar is left to grapple with his messy life without direction.

Meanwhile, Mr. Carlos Perez (Danny Trejo), Maria’s father, gears up to spend Christmas with Harold and Maria. Not particularly fond of Harold, Mr. Perez brings with him a magnificent Christmas tree he’s nurtured for eight long years, along with his entire family. He takes this opportunity to impart a rather somber tale about the true value of the tree, referencing a painful past where he lost his mother to “Korean punks.”

Harold is eager to win over Mr. Perez and strives to find the perfect Christmas gift to earn his approval. Despite his efforts to impress, including elaborate decorations and trying to learn a bit of Spanish, he unfortunately starts mixing up words, much to the dismay of Maria’s family. To redeem himself, he volunteers to take care of the precious Christmas tree while Maria and her relatives immerse themselves in a night out in Manhattan.

In a twist of fate, Kumar receives a mysterious package addressed to Harold and, feeling nostalgic, decides to deliver it to him. Within lies a formidable marijuana joint, which Kumar, unable to resist, lights up. However, Harold, who has vowed to leave drugs behind, instinctively flicks it away, leading to a calamity when it lands in the Christmas tree, igniting it into flames. Panic ensues as Harold knows that Maria’s family will return from midnight mass soon, and the sight of a charred tree would surely ruin Christmas.

Faced with the mess, Harold angrily kicks Kumar out. Together with his friend Todd (Tom Lennon), he rushes to a Christmas tree lot but finds Kumar already there, who unwittingly buys the last tree available after outbidding Harold. As they drive away, a series of unfortunate events unfold leading to the vehicle’s crash, leaving the beautiful tree in shambles.

Amidst the chaos, Harold learns that Kumar’s new neighbor, Adrian ([Amir Blumenfeld]), is headed to a party where a girl named Mary ([Jordan Hinson]) is waiting with a tree that resembles the one Harold had wanted. Harold makes a pact with Adrian for a ride to the party in exchange for the tree. The evening takes a wild turn as they arrive and quickly find themselves engaged in a spirited game of beer pong, reminiscent of their younger days.

However, trouble brews when it’s revealed that Mary is the daughter of Sergei Katsov ([Elias Koteas]), a formidable Ukrainian mobster. Chaos erupts when Mary mistakenly believes her chance for romance has come with Harold, leading to a harrowing pursuit by Katsov’s henchmen determined to uphold their honor.

Though Harold and Kumar manage to escape, their luck runs thin. They stumble upon their past friends Andy Rosenberg ([Eddie Kaye Thomas]) and Seth Goldstein ([David Krumholtz]), adding to the nostalgic reunion. They soon find themselves swept into an unexpected Christmas show featuring none other than Neil Patrick Harris, who, it turns out, is very much alive, albeit with a bizarre tale of being ousted from Heaven.

With a stroke of luck, they acquire another Christmas tree and a Wafflebot, only to be held hostage by Katsov’s thugs afterward. Through a twist of fate—and some clever thinking from Kumar—the situation escalates into a zany rescue involving Santa Claus. After performing a miraculous emergency procedure on Santa, the duo climbs aboard for a ride home, only to find Mr. Perez in a furious rage at the loss of his prized tree.

In a poignant moment, Harold surprises Mr. Perez with the honesty about his shortcomings but asserts that he is indeed the right partner for Maria. By the end of this rollercoaster ride, Harold and Kumar’s friendship re-blooms, Harold re-embraces his former indulgences, Kumar rekindles his romance with Vanessa, and vows to make necessary changes to support their soon-to-be family.

“I just wanted to make sure that you had ‘Cojones’ before accepting you into my family.”